Twelve/Clara. Crackfic. Spaceballs crossover. The Doctor and Clara have been captured by the most diabolic and feared group of people in the entire galaxy. The Spaceballs! FINISHED.
Once Upon A Time in the style of Spaceballs. And by "in the style of" I mean "totally ripped off." Starring Emma Swan as the princess on the run (with son in tow) from her wedding. Pursued by the Evil Queen, she is rescued by one ruggedly handsome pirate and his fairy first mate. Along the way they learn about life and love, that all magic comes with a price, and Pan never fails.
The news reports say the notorious gangster ate himself to death. Only Vinnie, God, and a few other associates know what really happened that night. One robot gangster's confession. (Oneshot.)