Once Upon A Time in the style of Spaceballs. And by "in the style of" I mean "totally ripped off." Starring Emma Swan as the princess on the run (with son in tow) from her wedding. Pursued by the Evil Queen, she is rescued by one ruggedly handsome pirate and his fairy first mate. Along the way they learn about life and love, that all magic comes with a price, and Pan never fails.

Long ago the One Ring was destroyed but remnants of evil remain, biding their time, until the moment when all will come together in perfect alignment to allow the return of the Enemy. Now is that time. The present day is not what you think: elves endure, faded but present; the bloodline of the kings of Gondor resurfaces, against all possibility; and evil stirrings begin to be felt.

Written for JunoMagic for her birthday. Set after Deathly Hallows and slightly AU - after all, Snape Lives! And he's developed some inexplicable feelings for the girl responsible for saving him. Is it gratitude? Or something more? HG/SS

A savior, a pirate, a prince, a bandit, a villain, and a wizard - all aboard an enchanted ship to save a boy who is somehow related to all of them. Of course there is going to be drama.

Emma looked at him and shook her head. "But why? You'd just met me." "Aye," Hook said, brushing her hair back over her shoulder. "I'd just met you. And in Neverland it was just a kiss. And when your memories returned it was just one night." (from "Bedtime Stories") This is that night.

Hook thumbs through a copy of "Peter Pan" and finds the results... less than pleasing. Emma tries to placate him by creating a new tale for him – one that has him cursed in Storybrooke – but when he tells his own version of how they met, she finds herself very... distracted. (Established Captain Swan/Fluff)

Parody on The Rainbow Connection