Crouch's attempt to Portkey-ify the Triwizard Cup goes horribly wrong, and Harry Potter winds up on the floor of Gringotts, where he learns some surprising truths about his parentage and lineage. Look out, world-Hadrian Winston Churchill, the lost Heir of Britain's legendary Prime Minister, is back, and he's not happy! Crack taken seriously. OC's, Evil Dumbles, Weasley Bashing.
There is nothing hear
The war is over. Ginny has not come to terms with has happened yet and as she tries to find her feet again, the unexpected happens. Warning:femslash
C'est la folie au château ! Un concours de Miss Poudlard est organisé, et tout le monde semble touché par la frénésie... tout le monde sauf Harry Potter, un peu perdu dans ce monde à paillettes. Pourtant un événement imprévu mettra à l'épreuve ses préjugés... [ONE SHOT]
AU - Odd ideas within the Harry Potter multiverse. A repository of one-shot, standalone, and short multi-chaptered fics that can and will meet and crossover to save the day and their worlds.
A rocky jut of an island, off a craggy coast, afforded the last vestige of hope. The wind howled like the abyss claiming a much-deserving soul. Rain thrashed the windows with unrelenting vigor. Lighting cackled and thunder roared. "Uncle Vernon, will they find us here?" An over the top short of the wizarding world tracking Harry down. Meant as humor for being opposite.
It is a golden era of prosperity. Voldemort was defeated, everyone is alive, and Lily discovers she has a criminal record.
Albus Dumbledore is contacted by the Dursleys. They are desperate for help and ask him to investigate a problem. A very, very loud problem.
A collection of random shorts giving you nosy muggles a glimpse into the mundane daily lives of James Sirius Potter, eldest son of the equally fabulous Harry Potter, who has gained international popularity through the pen of the Queen of Modern Literature, Ms. Rowling. Are you ready for some explosive boredom? Fanfiction by kurotsuba. Harry Potter series (c) JKR.
I am not proud of this story. But at least there is food, so that's a plus.
Harry et Dumbledore se retrouvent dans le bureau directorial après le décès de Sirius.
John Slytherin is a bad-ass. There's no other way to put it. Harry knows it, Hermione knows it, Ron knows it, and you can bet your ass that Draco knows it. But how is that supposed to help him against Voldemort? This story will follow John's first year at Hogwarts as he tries to figure out how to behave in a wizarding world that he's been cut off from for most of his life.
One day Draco went out to do some grocery shopping. What he didn't expect was to meet the love of his life.
A collection of oneshots about how Dumbledore fucked up and Harry is accidently raised by dragons. ORIGINALLY WRITTEN FOR MY BIRTHDAY BUT DECIDED TO MAKE MORE
rewrote the end to harry potter in how I feel it should go?
Severus Snape and Bohemian Rhapsody have a lot of parallels
You simply don’t kill the pet owl of the man who slaughtered Voldemort and dozens of Death Eaters. Too bad Scorpius Malfoy wasn’t warned. Crackish one-shot.
Given anouther chance the golden trio choose to live in world 'similar' to their own. Hermione doesn't know what anymore, Rons so done with life and Harry just can't with these situations. Genderswap, Mpreg, Fpreg James/Severus, Lucius/ Arthur, Remus/Sirius, Lily/Bellatrix and more
"Hasn't anyone ever heard of closing the goddamn door?" Standard. Written for THC Round 4
My comrades and I like to play this game called pickupRPG. A next-to-ruleless, madeup ttrpg that can take any form. One fateful day, it took the form of a Harry Potter game, and a beautiful story was born. This is that story.
Oneshot: Muggles of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your...okay, not sure what you have to lose per se, but magic's popping up all over London, so you better do something about that.
Voldemort has finally escaped Limbo after spending a couple of eternities there. What will he do to those who killed him the first time around now that he's back? Find out! ...Currently Playing: 'Fifty Horny House-Elves'...
A recruitment pamphlet for the Death Eaters
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The world seemed to move in slow motion, as Rose Potter, the girl-who-lived, and many other less pleasant titles, watched as the blasting spell hit her godmother, she watched her slowly being thrown in the veil's direction. Until a mysterious green-eyed boy changed everything! AU! Harry and Female Harry (Rose), Harem! M for a reason
Just a little one-shot based off of a Tumblr post I found. Placed somewhere in between fifth and sixth year. Light swearing and complete crack. R/R!
not my best work
Whats it like to have a period in the wizarding world? Read to find out.
Playing Quidditch is more dangerous than ever. With Dementors in the sky and AirPods in his ears, Harry tries his best to win the match for Gryffindor. Hermione is worried but could her feelings mean something more?
Mr. Garvey Returns to Hogwarts as a Substitute Teacher
Inspired by a SpongeBob Episode, the summer the Order of the Phoenix was in session was the year Sirius and Ginny were convinced that Severus Snape was a robot.