Prompt-inspired drabble based on a free-write exercise. I swear, bubblecloudz is so much awesomer than me! Cissy and Bella discuss what it takes to be called a badass. Rated for language and content. Silly fic not to be taken seriously.
Harry can handle just about any kind of surprise you throw at him... but after the day he's had, how will he handle the shock he's about to get?
Es Halloween y solo puede significar una cosa... ¡Miedo! Respuesta al Reto de One shots y/o fanarts D.I.S. 2015 propuesto por La Mazmorra del Snarry
In his quest for love, Voldemort finds the one way to make everyone adore him. He'll run for president! Everyone loves presidential candidates, right? But what happens when the people start to like his opponent, the most repulsive man ever, more than him?
Lockhart sneaks his way into Hogwarts. When the sorting hat informs him that he is too old to go to school, he vows "If I can't be in Gryffindor, nodody can!" Hilarity ensues. Rating for language, adult themes, and amusing character deaths.
Ce n'est pas un bête truc. C'est un Truc. C'est LE Truc, le tout dernière plan machiavélique de Lord Voldemort pour tuer Harry Potter et, accessoirement, dominer le monde... Enfin, le dernier avant le prochain.
El típico cuento: bella doncella es secuestrada por perverso dragón que quiere devorarla y apuesto caballero montado en su corcel la rescata. Pero ¿y si la doncella fuera fea, el dragón un ligón empedernido y el caballero en vez de corcel fuese en moto?
Mercilessly mocks the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire movie. Obscenity and profanity and shipping wars - oh my!
Another HP song parody. This time to Don't Stop Believing by Journey. And who doesn't love Journey!
A oneshot/parody of all those redo fics out there, inspired by Red Dwarf Stasis Leak. Please note that this is a one-shot. If anyone wants to adopt it feel free, all I ask is no slash.
Comme je m'ennuie, je vous traduis un bout de la pire fic anglophone que j'ai pu trouver. Je vous préviens, c'est une daube monumentale. Voici l'épilogue.
Slash SS/RH!Response to my own challenge.Ignore HBP.Severus loves Hagrid, and Hagrid is about to discover it...Read at own discretion.
A dialogue based story written by my friend and I in class. I think that it is a fun read and that you will recognise elements of often used fanfiction plot points... or just find it mildly amusing, either way. Rated for language and sexual references.
Si las fiestas de los muggles pueden llegar a descontrolarse tanto... ¿cómo podría acabar una fiesta de magos? Tenemos a un Harry con ganas de fiesta y a un George con ganas de liarla.
TRADUCCIÓN. Lo que en verdad sucedió en la visita de Dumbledore a Tom Riddle en el orfanato
Remus Lupin is at a muggle library for a bit of research... What does he find that removes the thought of research from his mind? Rated M for implied sexual relations.
My scripted version of Book 7's epilogue.
What REALLY goes on inside Harry Potter's head? Is he the lovable scarhead we all "see".... or a blasted egomaniac? A parody! And I'm a fan. Flame me for hating the series and I will laugh. Oh, yes, I will LAUGH.
In need of Beta! Dumbledore meddles, Hermione has a cause, Harry's along for the ride and Severus won't know what hit him. Warnings: AU,OC,OOC mild crack
Rated teen for not entirely nice concepts. Hermione is a complete and total nutcase. Crackfic! May be one-shot, may not.
An old lady bought a seed. She planted it. It grew a plant. The plant grew a flower. Then a fruit. Then a Tomelina. Then she was named Tomelina Riddle. Drabblefic.
En 20 sencillos pasos, yo, Bellatrix Lestrange, te enseño a como ser un buen mortífago.
The Lovelife at Hogwarts, completely redone!
My sister wrote a story... Title pretty much says it all. Jelly beans are involved.
Zanky entra a Hogwarts en su segundo curso con un gran misterio que resolver.
Just a little parody some friends of mine and I made, based closely upon the now-infamous 'Boot to the Head' album by the Frantics. Hope you enjoy!
TRADUCTION - Deux drabbles parodiques et totalement déjantés... /s/5461228/1/
...Ja sama nie wiem o co tu chodzi. Absurd. Czysty absurd. I głupota. Też czysta. Jak ktoś lubi absurd - proszę, niech czyta. Byle na własną odpowiedzialność. Tak z grubsza: Knot, Dolores i Percy Nie-Weasley trafiają do polskiego Gimnazjum Magicznego. Pojawia się bariera językowa. Nikt nie wie co tu się dzieje. T, bo strach pomyśleć jak się akcja rozkręci. Rozdział II już dostępny.
We know this isn't Harry Potter related. Future posts on this will be. We are just really bored right now. And thought we would make some people laugh. Yeah kind of weird but that's okay. Enjoy!
Tout va presque pour le mieux à Poudlard! Snape terrifie les élèves, les hérissons se coincent le museau dans les éprouvettes et la Machine à Café marche. Il ne manque qu'une Idée d'Albus pour bouleverser ce joyeux quotidien...