A rewrite of the film. Crackfic. Total nonsense.
Zsákklin sohasem tudta meg, miért hagyta el őtet a férje. Nem tudta, hogy azért, mert trampli volt, és olyan naiv, hogy a puliszkáról azt hitte, kutyafajta. Ha sejtette is, bizonyosságot sohasem kaphatott.
What happens when Voldemort talks Lucius and Snape into his latest great scheme in the quest for ultimate evil-- joining the convent?
Hum... Delicious...
The second installment in my Hurry Up and Die! epic. Can be read as a standalone. 10 more helpful tips for the potential angsty, depressing suicide fic writer in all of us!
This is an exciting story based on the Harry Potter books by J.K. Rowling! It's from Ron Weasley's perspective, because I like him better than Harry. Rated T for some coarse language and not knowing what else to call it! Hope you like it! -Uzi-
A songfic to an old Movie Theme.
Harry has a crazy dream. Hilarity in the quad follows. Your standard crackfic, on the drabbleish side, rating to be safe. Oneshot! :D
Everyone knows about Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But no knows anything Hogwarts Rehabilitation Center for Drug Addiction and Sexuality...
This is not very funny, but i still think u can call it a parody. DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of the Harry Potter characters. They all belong to the amazing writer J.K Rowling.
Un soir un drôle de personnage est arrivé au manoir Malefoy et tout a frachement commencer à déraper. En dehors des tomes, bien avant, sexe drogue alcool et autre déboire.Si review suite en avance.
read the title
A collection of Oneshots featuring the most underated power in the HP multiverse. House elf's.
SI Gary Stu Drabble crack fic for fun.
A post Marriage Law fic. The Ministry have finally decided to repeal their Marriage Law, all that's left is for Hermione and Severus to divvy up their belonging, but that may be more difficult to decide than anyone had anticipated.
Parody of the Mob Song in Beauty and the Beast. This time, its sung by a bunch of drunken Muggles led by none other than our own Vernon Dursley. Slay the Muggles! Warning. Disturbing language use!
Polski świat czarodziejski nie należy do zaawansowanych, żeby nie powiedzieć, że jest iście malutki. Malutki, nie oznacza jednak, że nieznany. Oj, nie. Akademia Chrumków na Świniarszczyźnie cieszy się ogromną sławą. Jednakże... niekoniecznie jest to dobra sława. Od wielu dziesiątek lat, słowa: "Państwa dziecko jest czarodziejem!" brzmi dla polskich charłaków jak wyrok.
notes that the maruders passed in class .
Harry plus bokserki równa się... no właśnie. Co? Wejdź i przekonaj się sam...
Because throughout all those years, what Regulus really wanted was to play quidditch with his brother Just a quick look at sibling relationship between Sirius and Regulus (Sirius and Regulus Version of Frozen's Do You Want to Build a Snowman)
Cornelius was average, you see, but he was great at being average.
This is my First Harry Pothead story so go easy on me. Starring Harry and Ron the Smackheads, Hermione the Alcoholic, Neville the pimp, Malfoy, the boy who talks like he is black, Mr T, the New Defense agaisnt the dark arts Teacher, plus more.NO FLAMES!
For the Overheard in Hogwarts challenge. This will be a series of unrelated drabbles using the quotes given to us as prompts. Ron gets bit by Fluffy and Slughorn is drunk, and Draco got his ass kicked by Hermione, so far.
Well, it wasn't going that well with the Basilisk. Who knew the toads were so temperamental? Salazar got tired of waiting, so he went and bought himself a consolation prize. Godric is not amused. Series of oneshots.
Harry e Ava se deparam com um mistério internacional envolvendo sua amiga Hermionga. Será possível ajudá-la, mesmo com suas incríveis limitações cerebrais? descubra! M rated!
It's the GoF movie's turn to be made fun of, with Harry wondering why Moody's a pirate, what exactly Dumbledore's on, and where all these crazy Twilight fans are coming from!
Acara Stand Up Comedy sudah terlalu mainstream, maka dari itu para guru Hogwarts membuat acara terbaru abad ini, Sit Down Comedy! Mampukah 5 orang Pelahap Maut membuat para murid Hogwarts tertawa dengan lawakan mereka? A/N: oneshot AR, warnings inside.
Au! FemHarry! Amy Potter is happy to start her first year at Hogwarts. But it's ruined because The Potion's Master Snape is a jerk to her. Oneshot!
It's from Ron's perspec & Harry has a mental condition. So everything about magic, Voldemort, his parents deing etc. is all in his head. It doesn't start very funny, but it gets better so bare with me. This is my first story so tell me if you like it.
Pure and utter crack. One day, Voldemort tries out a new spell on his Death Eaters. What does it do and what is everyone's reactions? R&R! This is humor, not a literary masterpiece,don't be too harsh!