¿Qué te pasó Hermione? ¿con Harry? ¿y ahora Malfoy? ¿Y donde está mi hermana?. Las opiniones de un cornudo Ron desde el cielo. Sidestory de "Tu Verdugo" de Mad Aristocrat, como regalo por su cumpleaños. Fic Terminado
Chanteur sexy des Potterstones, le nouveau groupe qui cartonne, Harry Potter est une diva du rock. Mais il doit affronter l'univers hostile du show-business et sa rivalité avec Drago Malefoy, le leader des Beat Serpentbox. Alors quand un meurtre irrésolu sort du placard, ça rajoute du bazar. Pour une pause fraicheur absurde entre deux fanfics bien tristes, c'est par ici.
J'ai écrit ce texte suite à un paris au printemps 2011. Il n'y a eu aucune modification depuis. C'est basé sur une relation entre Parvati Patil et le centaure Firenze. Il contient presque exclusivement des scènes de sexe, la partie romance n'a pas été développée. Je n'y travaillerais plus, n'hésitez pas à le reprendre pour le faire évoluer si le cœur vous en dit.
Head Girl Hermione teaches Head Boy Harry how to properly enforce school rules which appear to be suspiciously similar to the ratings guidelines of certain fanfiction web sites. Crack-fic parody.
It's short. I don't own the characters. Nothing, there is nothing. Why are you reading this? Harry asks for advice from Sirius. There, there's the summary.
Le calmar géant nageait sans but dans les profondeurs du lac de Poudlard. C’était une triste journée d’hiver... One-shot.
There is a list in Hogwarts more forbidden then anything else in the world. And this list is not to be used as a checklist. Insipered by the "730 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts" list. H/HR main ship, other secondary ships.
The real reason Salazar Slytherin left Hogwarts.
My very first Harry Potter fic - and it's complete and utter crack. I'd be embarrassed if I hadn't been born without a Shame Gene.
Albus and Scorpius use fidget spinners in class, but not everyone approves.
En esta pequeña adaptación de la película Zootopia Hermione Granger debe enfrentarse a todos prejuicios del mundo mágico para poder resolver el caso que aqueja a los sangre pura y los obliga a actuar como terribles mortífagos, con la ayuda inesperada del embaucador, embustero, sarcástico y muy sensual Draco Malfoy. ¿Podrá la pequeña Hermione resolver el caso? Entren y descubránlo.
There is a reason Harry shouldn't put any of his plans into action. He shouldn't think of any plans at all really. His friends have a right to be skeptical about his versions of a good idea. Oneshot
Snape, Bellatrix, Regulus, McNair y Pettigrew deciden prepararle una despedida de soltero a Lucius, con catastróficas consecuencias para el disfrute del lector. Sigo sin ser buena en los resúmenes, pero ya saben.. dendle una oportunidad. COMPLETO
Almost everything Harry knew is being changed during one night, one night he'll never forget. HumorFic.
Someone ate all the Lucky Charms marshmallows at the Founders' breakfast.
DO NOT ATTEMPT! IF you do, we are not responsible. It's just funny! Now torturing more teachers!
Il faut prouver à tous quelle est la plus fantastique maison de Poudlard. Et non, ce n'est pas du tout une référence aux Animaux Fantastiques, ha, ha... Quoi ? Comment ça mon humour est nul ? Eh, j'suis Poufsouffle, moi ! Un peu de respect ! Vous croyez pas que Poufsouffle est la meilleure maison ? Eh bien, je vais vous prouver le contraire.
What should have happened nineteen years later. Dramione at the end. One-shot.
Albus had always been drawn to all kinds of damage. Like calls to like, right? This time, though, there might be interesting consequences. An Albus Dumbledore/Tom Riddle, Jr. story.
The Order fights an opponent far more deadly than Voldy: Time. Disclaimer: I do not own any Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings Characters.
Poem. After reading a lot of fanfiction, you start to realise that certain tropes and interpretations keep popping up. Harry, as the canon main character is most often subject to this. The below is a list of some of the more obvious ones I've noticed.
It’s looking at me I swear. Where the bloody hell did it come from anyway? Ugh, its beady little eyes glittering so innocently but I know. Yes, I know! It can’t fool me, the evil little bugger. It won’t get me. Oneshot
It's Slytherin in the lead in the final game of the season. Will they triumph, or will Gryffindor steal the cup? Parody of the um... beloved HSM3 song. I do not own Harry Potter or High School Musical.
Selfie Stick drama with the Next Generation
Out of the shadows, a dark figure swooped down and alighted on the ground silently. The shadow rose to its feet, towering – a pitch black - that loomed over Harry and Dumbledore… "DEMENTOR!" shrieked Harry. He dove into the dumpster. Oneshot. OOCness.
Boy oh boy, I masturbated today on the corpse of my grandma. I ***** the shit out of it.
para conquistar a Lily, James vai ter que rebolar xD
In the after math of the final war, a group of Ravenclaws decided that he needs a bit of fun in his life. Join Laura and her friends as they annoy, bother, irritate, and in general pissoff professor Snape. Rated T for suggestive material.
Harry Potter has seen all sorts of evil but never before has he faced the evils of Children. With angst and curse words involved maybe Lord Voldemort was not as bad as he seemed? Well at least he was better than Ron anyway...
Neue Drabbles - ob es wieder zehn werden, weiß ich noch nicht. Aber hier der Anfang zu einem neuen Drabblepäckchen. Diesmal mit Peinlichkeits- bzw. Provokationsfaktor! Also Vorsicht! Und ein wenig Humor kann auch nicht schaden! smile Complete!