Playing with youre wand will burn you
What would you really do if you ended up in Harry Potter's body? This is a not realistic at all look into one such situation.
Hermione and Harry have a bit of a misunderstanding about each other's thoughts about harems. Luckily, they might just be able to clear things up before it is too late.
[Fanfiction Longue] Social Work est le nouveau réseau social mondial dans le monde magique crée par Harry Potter. Différentes personnes de différentes maisons, de différentes écoles et de différents continents s'inscrivent sur ce nouveau site. Professeurs, élèves, parents... vous êtes les bienvenus ! Des disputes, amours, emmerdes font leurs apparitions.
Harry meets up with his secret boyfriend, Draco Malfoy. Ginny Weasley catches them during an ... intimate moment. She is angry. And Albus Dumbledore rides on his phoenix.
Bubs
Be WARNED: When the Weasleys decided to leave their kids at the Burrow, they had NO idea how crazy things were going to get. From parties to madness, things will be crazier than ever before, specifically for the next generation. CRACKFIC! If anyone loses their sanity, I'm not responsible. Rated T for swearing.
You'd be surprised how much you can get away with just with one well-placed kick.
[Drabble] Pour l'anniversaire de son père, Ron pensa à la voiture qu'il avait accidentellement laissé dans la forêt interdite... Peut-être pourrait-il lui offrir une nouvelle voiture ?
Remus Lupin's love of chocolate knows no bounds.
¿Cuál es el cliché más molesto para Draco? ¿Qué profesión prefiere Harry? ¿Cómo son las fiestas secretas en Hogwarts? ¿Qué tipo de situaciones escandalosas e inusuales han vivido? Acompaña a los chicos en una conversación sobre veelas, hechizos originales y revive viejas historias. Este es ese segmento de preguntas y respuestas que nadie pidió pero probablemente muchos disfruten.
It has been written that a rooster's crow is fatal to a basilisk, it'd be stupid not to bring one with then, right? one-shot
In a parody of a SpongeBob classic, Severus Snape needs a band- and quickly. With some quick thinking from Hermione, he might just get one that can perform at the Quidditch World Cup. Or it could end with Neville stuck in a trombone. Takes place year three.
He is the national man of mystery, working in a department of crazed people with stupid nicknames. Follow Agent Holly Wood(say those two words dirty in your head) through a day in the life of a DOM operative. Small Avatar the Last Air Bender Crossover.(One shot)
Harry is running late and finds himself in a broom closet. It's just another hectic morning at St Mungo's, and he hasn't even met his new boss! Harry may not be Superman, but that won't stop him from trying to be the best at what he does!
Hermione finds herself in an impossible situation when she tells her best friend and long time crush that she already has a date to the Yule Ball. An unlikely fellow proposes an unlikely plan. Is there more there than Hermione thought? This is rated M because I don't necessarily know where I'm going with it.
With his new look, attitude and mode of transport, Potter would never see him coming.
En la vida de un estudiante, el día más importante (o por lo menos el más feliz) es el de su graduación. Los Merodeadores son conscientes de eso y no quieren que ninguno de sus compañeros se olvide de un día tan especial como ese.
During the war with Voldemort, several witches and wizards independently come to a single conclusion: Voldemort has a Horcrux that must be destroyed. Luckily, each of them are thinking about a different one. Oneshot.
Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, otherwise known as the Headmaster takes his next great adventure in the form of a drabble series! This AU!Dumbledore deals with situations unlike ever before!
So Snape's Patronus is a doe because he's in love with Lily, whose Patronus is a doe because she's in love with James, whose Patronus is a stag... Er, wait a moment, what was that again?
Lord Voldemort has devised a way to protect his Horcruxes with the Fidelius Charm while being absolutely certain that the Secret-Keepers will not betray him. Oneshot.
Hermione realizes that some nonsense will inevitably befall Harry on Halloween 1994 and decides to soften the blow by inviting two more unwilling Champions to the Tournament: Peter Pettigrew and Tom Riddle. [Parody. Crack. Oneshot. Ron, Dumbledore, and Fudge bashing.]
Harry Potter, hitherto uninvolved with the war on account of being a Squib, learns from his furious parents that Dumbledore has dropped his comatose brother like a hot potato and declared him the Chosen One instead. He takes swift and decisive action. [Oneshot. Wrong Boy-Who-Lived. Squib!Harry. Good!Potters. For whitetigerwolf's Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived Challenge.]
Hermione decided to do some extra credit work for Professor Malfoy, but what she gets is much more than what she expected. Porn with Plot. Dr/Hg
Après une décennie à se faire poursuivre par tout un tas de gens louches, pour tout un tas de raisons, Harry Potter avait cru qu'un voyage inopiné dans le passé ferait figure de vacances. Et bien non, cruelle déception. Le Destin, ce corniaud sadique, avait d'autres plans pour lui. Crackfic/Plot pas vraiment existant/Humour douteux/ Pléthore de OC/ Time-travel/Références de fangirl
A sequel to Hermione Help Me!, Harry and Friends write letters to Voldemort and his Death Eaters about everything from not being able to find socks to wanting to taking over the world. Set Harry's 5th year.
"If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail." Harry discovers his hammer, and the Triwizard Tournament is looking an awful lot like a nail. Oneshot.
Harry tells his children the story of how, in his 5th year at Hogwarts, something bizarre happened to him. Something incredible. Something so odd, and so at odds with history, that it could not, in fact, have actually happened at all. At least not in this timeline. Because if it did... well... then everything could have been different, couldn't it? Trading Places related universe.
Some Earlier Chapters being edited. Hermione is insane or is she, one thing for certain, act or not, Hermione is annoying the Hogwarts staff. sequel to the prankster challenge, you don't have to read for this to sense.