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once they wore crowns of glass, now hardened and twisted and fiery with anger / bow beneath the two that now rule the kingdom they once pretended to be weak for / tom riddle, hermione granger, and the kingdom that will burn beneath their touch / royalty!AU
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Yup, This is a Self-insert, in which a potter head dies and is given the chance to save a Potterverse, now this is obviously AU, with slight crossover, Avatar, Dr. Strange, Full Metal Alchemist and Fairy Tail. Dumbles is ? Draco will be made good, and Flamels are monsters!
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Ruel gets sucked into a fanfiction that he created when he was only 14-years-old. Join him as he lives out his embarrassing hormonal remake of the Harry Potter Series. I mean - come on - we all have that one fanfiction that we're all ashamed of. (AU-ish, OOC-ness, SLASH; TMR/OMC, RW/HP, DM/NL)
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Neville travels to the past in order to save the Life, Universe, and Every… oh, wait. Wrong story. Ahem. Neville travels to the past in order to save the present… er… the future. Or perhaps just get laid. Rated M for language. Crack-fic
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In which the protagonist of the Harry Potter series is put to the cute but disinterested animal test: if your hero can be replaced by a cute but disinterested animal, is he really that proactive?
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AU. Harry ends up back in his fourth year, and if he is going to be accused of cheating to enter the Triwizard Tournament, by George (and Fred), he is going to cheat. Crackfic.
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Lord Draco Malfoy had never thought to get married. To anyone. Suitors had tried and failed, much to the chagrin of his Mother and Father. One Mr Harry Potter seeks to remedy that: effective immediately.
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Hermione & Draco/Harry/Cedric/Krum/Sirius/OC in an epic & lusty love story of Romeo and Juliet magnitudes. Example for Pepper Finns "Worst Story Ever" challenge. Disclaimer: I take no responsibilty for the following: melted eyeballs, nausea, uncontrollable laughter, head spins from plot twists or death by boredom. Please make sure your insurance covers these. PS I suks @ sumariez
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Parody of book one. Lots of random humor, but sticks pretty close to the storyline of the book. Includes theme song!Harry, disco!Quirrel, country star!Draco and many more.
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Plotless bit of meta-humor. AU. EWE, oneshot. Minerva and Hermione are married (because that's how I like it) and Minerva had a really long day. Hermione listens. T for a bit of language and to be on the safe side.
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Looks like Naruto isn't the only series that my alcoholic, pothead muse dribbles about.
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I just spent four hours of my real life designing an experiment to figure out the cause of werewolf transformations. The only thing I could do to waste more time is write a fic about it.
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The three muggles could not possibly have known that the dead man lying in the snow was the most feared wizard of all time. Or why guns, alcohol and "good ideas" should not be mixed.
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Fourth resident of Number Four, Privet Drive, and amateur baker, Harriet Potter is going to bust up the wizarding world! Dumb luck, dumb kids, and dumb jokes, WIP is a wrong-boy-who-lived story with a twist. Or maybe a dozen.
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Based of a Harry Potter Meme. This is totally just a crack fic! One shot, please read and review!
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AU where the OG Harry Potter runs a show like Last Week Tonight along with Dumbles and Draco and several others
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He and his soldier had been doing this for centuries, now. They had tirelessly completed preparations over the summer. They knew the Enemy, and they knew its tricks. They had grasped victory year after year, with barely a hitch to be found to be found between the two of them. And now Harry Potter had come to Hogwarts. What could possibly happen?
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"A single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife." This entirely fails to take into consideration whether or not the man truly wants to marry any of the young ladies pressed upon him, and, indeed, whether or not any of the young ladies have the slightest interest in marrying the young man. None of these facts had ever deterred Professor Dumbledore.
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Lucius has always been a influential man, but Draco seems to not have fully inherited his gift. Thus, to rectify this, he sends his son to a seminar for the children of diplomats, and other future influential people.
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What happens when a writer wants to give back to her readers? Twelve one-shots decided by her commenters are the development! The best part of gift giving? You give joy to those that give you joy in return! Twelve different one-shots decided by those who want them their way; come join the fun, grab a cup of cocoa or eggnog and let the merriment begin! Harry Holidays, to one and all
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A very silly poem that got a bit out of hand, Hogwarts style. Based in the DFA, AGVoS and TCS universe, so there's cameos from some of our favourite miscreants, including Amelia, Remus and Severus. Originally a present for MuggleCreator. Apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, and to anyone waiting patiently for the next part of TCS. Merry Solstice, everyone! AU Complete!
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Greetings Magical Britain. I am Lord Voldemort, and today we will be learning about my freedom march of 1981. Follow Voldemort's struggle to change Magical Britain's views on basically anything, and his attempts to mold Quirrell into a halfway decent teacher. Parody, crack fic, coherent!Voldemort, confused!Harry
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Unable to sleep, this fearless author goes where many have before with the rewrite of a well-known Harry Potter legacy. Unfortunately the beautiful, possibly satirical, mess that was the original author's grammar and spelling has been booted out the door to make way for a non-headache inducing script. Other changes will be seen as the story is (sporadically) updated. ANs kept as is
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I promised you in Muggles and their Disney Movies, I'd expand on the little holidays that Harry and Hermione went on with their families, didn't I? Well then, here you go, that's all I have to say!
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A bit of a devil may care story I decided to write for self indulgment and hopeful amusement. This is a story about how a new character, wholly my own, comes and and basically fucks the canon with rubber pickle covered in lemon juice. Enter Professor Midnight Evena, new DADA teacher at Hogwarts School of Magic.
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Co by było, gdyby zarówno Harry jak i Voldemort mieli polskie korzenie? Jak mogłoby to wpłynąć na egzekucję Riddle'a? Harry Potter wykonuje starożytny słowiański rytuał, by ratować swego kochanka. Kanon poszedł na maliny. Autorka ff oszalała.
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Hermione is undeterred. Harry is likely nearing liver failure. McGonnagall causes several young men to lunge for the brain bleach. The author will not apologise.
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Drunken antics. Skiving Snackboxes. VOLDEMORT! And Howlers.
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This fanfic is about how Harry and his Golden team defeated those trolls who are nothing but a nightmare to fan fiction authors. There will be parodically, original musically comedy and sad, realistic tragedy both. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter but I think the trolls owns Fanfiction net. . Written by Sb PotterHead budgie lover
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Harry Potter gets sorted into an unexpected house at Hogwarts. A twist on the usual tale.
