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In the world of Harry Potter, finding a new ship name for a couple can be difficult. Unfortunately for the young witch Javiera, her boyfriend is determined to find one, and he's black mailed her into helping him. (She doesn't even want to know how he captured the others.)
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Luna Lovegood browses a Daily Prophet article explaining in detail how Tom Riddle did nothing wrong and how Harry Potter is a pureblood supremacist fascist. Surely, they'll make perfectly sound arguments which have some basis in reality. Obvious satire is obvious. And one shot.
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A.K.A how Harry was adopted and raised by a squib, and take the Wizarding World by storm. Follow his story as he entered Hogwarts as one Henry Julius Prewett, the power of smiles shall prevail! The fun has just started!
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When Harry Potter disappears mysteriously from Privet Drive, a fellow wizard in the neighborhood turns into Harry and 'covers' for him while also looking for where The Boy Who Lived could be. Be prepared… things are about to get… risky.
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Write a story, it won't be hard they said, it'll be fun they said... well it might have been if the main character didn't TALK BACK TO ME as I wrote it! Alright I admit it, I broke the 4th Wall.
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A retelling of Harry's time at Hogwarts. New stories, new friends, and new enemies. How will Harry deal with being thrown into a strange world where danger lurks behind every corner.
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On the morning of June 3rd, two very different headlines appear on two very different newspapers for two very different audiences. The Daily Prophet reads: Calamity Strikes Again! Death Eater Attacks Helpless Muggles while the The Telegraph reads: "Man in Darth Vader Cosplay Enters Shop, Destroys Lamp"
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Harry Purrter is reunited with his dogfather! Together Dog Star Black and the Golden Trio battle against Pawdamort in this epic adventure of puns and shenanigans! (Warning! Major crackfic!)
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Long awaited (cough, cough) sequel to my previous crackfic, Harry Potter and the Origin of Voldemort's Name. Voldemort attends therapy in an attempt to conquer his fear of death, but ends up just murdering a bunch of people. Stupid idiot.
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The evil Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley are trying to summon the dark lord Cthulhu to drag the world to hell. Only Stephen Hawking can save us now.
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I have often wondered what Professor McGonagall was thinking when she nearly drowned Harry in thousands of Hogwarts letters. This is my theory.
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Dark!AU for CrimsonGoldQueen. Tom finds an unsuspecting diary in a Muggle store, and his life takes an unexpected turn.
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Voldemort está teniendo el día más terrible de su vida; y solo hace falta un enano greñudo con gafas para empeorarlo todavía más. Personajes OoC. Parodia de la Batalla Final de las Reliquias de la Muerte.
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After Voldemort's return, Harry finds an unlikely ally. The Child of Light made a deal with a demon. A snarky, sexually promiscuous, slightly insane, possibly incompetent demon. Rules are going to be broken (as well as the fourth wall, and probably some bones). Yep, the Wizarding World is screwed. Reviews are welcome! Chapter 1 rewritten 10/4/16. Part 2 coming soon!
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Dumbledore tries to inform Harry of a terrible, traumatic event that is due to unfold - when it suddenly happens right before the eyes of the young boy wizard...
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back for another year at hogwarts harry and draco think they've finally decided what they want out of life... but soon have a change of heart when they realize their friends are in danger. (the chamber of secrets has been opened)
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sorry it was so bad the first time i re-did it with a new idea i hope i've fixed whatever was so wrong with it before. harry first time at hogwarts but with a twist he's been sorted into slytherin now he and draco are friends and they find its not so easy being green.
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Wielka orgia w Hogwarcie nazywana potocznie imprezą.
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Zwariowana opowieść o miłości Albusa Dumbledore'a do Dolores Umbridge.
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This plot bunny attacked today. Set just after OotP, Harry is verbally attacked by Draco and isn't prepared to put up with any shit. M for violence at the end.
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Sirius decides that Harry is too serious for his own good. He decides to stay in Britain to help the heir of Marauders learn to prank his way through to eternal infamy. Slow updates. Ch3: I didn't do it! The Alibis of nested pranks and public perception
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The Story In Which James Potter has Cheekbones that Can and Will Break Through Anything, Lily Evans is a Hot/Hormonal/Horny Idiot, Sirius is Sugarhigh, Remus Reads Too Much/Is Werewolf Supreme (we'll get to that), and Peter Doesn't Exist. A mix of a crack and a parody of a typical Marauders! fic.
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Voldemort needs a plan to find Harry Potter. Then one night, he finds one. Parody to In the Dark of the Night from the Fox movie Anastasia.
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Precuela de: como un black organiza una boda. Lucius no era tonto, él lo sabía antes que cualquier otro. Las discusiones, las maldiciones, los encontronazos en los pasillos que llegaban a los golpes, el que ni siquiera en las vacaciones su hijo dejase de pronunciar su nombre no eran más que señales de un futura unión.
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Snape is out for the day and the students at Hogwarts needs a Substitute teacher. Enter Mr. Garvey. A parody of Key and Peele's skit
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AU: Non-Magic, Marauders Era Fanfic. Sirius Black, Lily Evans, Remus Lupin, Marlene McKinnon, and James Potter, students that have never met before, are stuck in Saturday detention in their seventh year.
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...and Harry isn't here. DH parody of "Prologue" from Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812.
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[HP / Auteur : Siana] L'angoisse les prenait encore rien que d'y penser ! Et ils devaient encore y passer.
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Porque solo un Black podría obtener tales resultados!
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Harry Potter goes to Diagon Alley with his new Defence Against The Dark Arts professor, Harry Potter. There, they meet Mr. Harry Potter. Meanwhile, Dark Lord Harry Potter plans his revenge on Harry Potter.
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