It's You-Know-Who's birthday! No one knows how old he is!The celebration begins with games of Pin the Tail on the Donkey and a deadly piñata. What will Voldemort get for his wacky bday? Find out inside and see!
Word travels fast in Hogwarts and everyone seems to like a good humour, yet nobody anticipated that one day, every nasty story would be revealed.
My commentary of My Immortal, with alternate endings for each chapter. This fic is worsening my depression tbh.
A little bit about me. I am a 9th grade student at a Australian High school and this is something that I decided to make in my spare time between Assessments. This is Just a Simple story of if Harry Potter was done in Australia. I.e the sorting thong and the mean fiddler. The Australian Pubs and Animals will come later
Where Harry is furious, people are racist and the headmaster is way cooler than Gandalf.
Lily always hated James for his ignorance, bullying of others and constant need to impress her and ask her out. But when James' parents die his whole world crumbles. Will Lily see the change and give him a second chance? Their seventh year at Hogwarts resembles no other and is full of surprises...
In order to increase 'the power the Dark Lord knows not,' Dumbledore gives baby Harry a powerful love potion. This bold move results in...unusual consequences. Witness Harry Potter, Boy-Who-Lived, Boy-Who-Caught-the-Snitch-Two-Times, and Boy-Who-Conquered-Voldemort-But-Did-Not-Kill-Him at his very best...which is considerably less impressive than everyone expects. AU.
For each house head the potters are trusted with an amulet and book of spells, see how Harry uses these spells throughout his time inside and outside the magic world
Días antes del Baile de Navidad, los jefes de cada casa tienen que enseñarles a bailar a los alumnos de 4to para arriba. Lo que nadie sabe es como lo hizo Severus Snape.
Getting drunk is bad sure, but magically becoming the genocidal villain of Harry Potter with no idea of what to do... seems a bit harsh for punishment. A self-insert as Lord Voldemort without the knowledge of spells, rituals, or any other memories Voldemort may have had. Mostly comedy fic, my first fanfiction. #BumblingVoldemort.
Basically, Ginny feels like a potato and Ron makes terrible jokes.
Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.
A commentary of the most iconic fanfiction ever written (guys, it literally has it's own wikipedia page). I originally started this at the age of 13 so now my totally sophisticated 19 year old self will finish it. PSA maybe don't read if you're easily offended, that's all I'm saying
And another letter is sent to the lovely writers and readers of Harry Potter fanfiction! This time, we have Neville, Ginny, and Luna making their complaints and helpfully reminding us all of the things we're doing wrong! WARNING: Ginny is out for blood.
What happens when one too many authors misspell a particular word? Total crack, of course! Harry gets a delivery in the mail one day, and a special power is revealed. Planned as a series of one-shots set in different canon scenes, but might be expanded into a full story depending on how things go.
All was well...before somebody wrote a stupid play about Harry and his family. A one-shot for all of my fellow "Cursed Child" deniers.
Harry Potter was expecting a normal second year, with boring classes and hanging out with his friends. He was certainly not expecting house-elves, being turned into a girl, the Chamber of Secrets, and Nargles. (SS compliant, gender-switch, and crack)
This is the screenplay version of My Immortal. I would be cool if this was made into a film or play. Message me if you're thinking of doing that!
Potter seems to have utterly lost what few wits he had. Quite the achievement, in Snape's opinion... And what does this have to with his two friends, anyway? /Oneshot, crack, anti-Ron/Hermione/
In which Harry Potter chooses Not Slytherin and Not Gryffindor and recruits his year to do the same.
For everyone who had all the problems with Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, this is for you. Harry takes a different approach to his son's concerns about being sorted into Slytherin.
Nineteen years had passed since Voldemort's defeat and all Harry Potter wished for was an ordinary life. However, there were these people that refused to grant him just that… Series of loosely related one-shots.
Harry Potter universe with a Beauty and the Beast plot. Come on you know you crave it. Follows Disney's inspired Beauty and the Beast. This was intended to be a Crack!Fic but then became a little intense. Draco x Harry pairing.
Wie kann man in Hogwarts spaß haben? Natürlich mit einer Essensschlacht. AU
This is from the point of view of Fred when he dies , how he sees the war along with all those people who had sacrificed their life once. It's a ONESHOT
A Harry Potter fanfiction by someone who doesn't read Harry Potter. After marrying Draco, Hermione contemplates if that was ever an actually good idea. The crushing weight of the possibility of non-existence leads her to a trip actually unworthy of any mortal.
Harry Potter,Hugo Ravendor,Piril Flot ont rejoint HogBooks
The analysis of how different events in the subject's life cause behavioral changes and under what conditions does the subject return to initial nature.
Cornelius Fudge needs to appease the public. Severus Snape has never been one to conform.
This is an OC centric fan fiction about my take on an american school of witchcraft and wizardy staring a small cast of five students causing havoc on school grounds and other areas.