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Dudley nodded, "She's like the second oldest Dementor in the world. Normally She'd be overseeing their home, you know that prison Azkaban? But apparently Her two eldest Lil and Gin find kids annoying while she just loves em. Maternal that one." He smiled a little, "Damn, You've seen nothing until you've seen a Mama Dementor taking care of a cute little dementor baby" Alt PoA
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After convincing Slughorn, Dumbledore left Harry at molly house. Harry is changed so is Molly. Both attracted to each other. Both looking at each other with different is led Harry to an extraordinary sexual journey.(mature themes and submissive Harry.)
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Snape's death scene has often been questioned in literary circles as being riddled with plot holes and unnecessary elements. Well, here is an utter farce on all of it, in which no one is spared...including Lady Joanne ;) This is a departure from my other works, so if you're a fan of my more serious variations, proceed with this one at your own risk! But if you like a laugh, enjoy!
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Just a thing i wrote when i was half asleep. To be honest, i don't really know what it is.
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Un cours ennuyeux, un parchemin sortit et une question posée : De quelle couleur est un caméléon quand il se regarde dans la glace ?... Par contre, il ne valait mieux pas parler des réponses.
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The Seventh Year Students were given the opportunity to make and try a potion that turns them the opposite gender for 24 hours. Draco learns that he resembles someone at the castle... (completely disregards Voldemort) ONESHOT
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It's been a year since Voldemort returns, but we've all heard that story so let's go to a new one! This is about Evan! A new first year who looks like he's twenty for unknown reason. (Well they are known but I won't spoil) And his dreams of making a harem out of OCs and canon characters alike! Co-op with Elfini
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A series of one shots concerning that old 'charmer', Gilderoy Lockhart. NO SLASH... yet. Rated T for 'subtle' sexual references. Please R&R! Do not be confused if character comes back to life after dying in the previous chapter... Lockhart can do that.
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Rose has been on her first date let's get going and see her family's reaction….
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A shitty reading of the books, total parody :)
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[OS] Tous les sorciers et sorcières – que ce soit les petits, les grands, les gros, les maigres et peut-être même les morts - tous s'étaient demandés ceci : Pourquoi donc et grâce à quel miracle, Gilderoy Lockhart, ancien arnaqueur amnésique, était-il devenu journaliste pour Sorcière Hebdo ?
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Dolores Umbridge adalah seorang wanita yang anti-mainstream. Saat orang berkata 'Pembeli adalah Raja', Umbridge berkata lain, yakni 'Penjual adalah Raja'. Hah? Kok gitu? Lalu bagaimana dengan nasib pembeli yang datang untuk belanja di toko miliknya? / AN: oneshot AR, no pairing.
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When Harry, Ron and Neville are off on their adventures, what are Dean and Seamus doing? We know they're best friends, but what if they were more? Warning: this is a fic for adults, with inappropriate sexual content.
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Même un grand mage noir comme Lord Voldemort doit s'acquitter de certaines tâches…
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In which Harry Potter goes back to when he was eleven, and attends Hogwarts once more. Though this time, he's a lot less sane. Is that good? Bad? Nobody really knows; critical thinking is for Muggles. Insane!Harry. Insane!Everyone. Not your usual time-travel fic.
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Harry picks up an interesting new book called, "The New And Improved Tales Of Beetle The Bard And Other Notable Homeless And Unemployed Wandering Witches And Wizards Hoping To Make A Galleon" that should be included in every Witch and Wizard's childhood library.
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A continuation of a story of the same name by the Santi. On the eve of their graduation, after a drunken night of revelry, the Marauders create themselves a horcrux in the form of the Marauder's Map. Skip forward to 1995. Harry remembers something small. The Map has personality. He then undertakes a quest to return his parents to life. Ron!Bashing (due to the rules).
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Harry Potter comes up with a new plan to destroy all of Voldemort's horcruxes. Humor/Parody
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Hermione Granger accepts some training from Harry Potter to become more confident. But is it confidence he's teaching her, or more? Inspired by the Witch Trainer adult game, heavily AU. Some bashing.
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100% 'tru luv' between the beautiful Mudblood Princess, Hermione and the dashing Pureblood Prince Draco. This is a very serious story, with massive amounts of pure love and no weird characterisation like gradual love or following canon personalities. A parody fic if it wasn't obvious.
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No one seems to take anything seriously anymore. What's a poor hero to do? A chapter by chapter parody/rewrite/whatever-you-wanna-call-it of the series. Mostly a Crack Fic. OOC because why not. (Oh hey an update. Chapter 8 Up.)
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This is a collection of cliches that the Harry Potter fandom uses in there fanfics. Trust me there's a lot of them.
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What if the Durslys weren't horrible to Harry? What if Harry wasn't friendless before Hogwarts? How would things be different?
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Félicitations ! Vous venez de faire l'acquisition d'un modèle HARRY POTTER. Afin de bénéficier pleinement du potentiel de votre APPRENTI SORCIER merci d'appliquer à la lettre les instructions suivantes. Agir autrement pourrait se révéler dangereux pour vous-même, ou toute autre personne à proximité.
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Hermione concurre al despacho de la profesora Trelawney para hablar sobre su abandono a la clase de Adivinación, pero una vez allí dentro... cualquier cosa puede pasar.
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AU Harry has a lot more common sense, knowledge and won't be tricked by manipulations. Featuring a true adversary to Dark lord, not a scrape goat. Year 1
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what if there was another one who survived the killing curse? hat if he was older than the boy who lived? and what if he just so happens to hold the world in the palm of his hand? this is the story of Phoenix the one who will decide the end of the war. the one who has the power of the world. full summary inside
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Slightly AU! Lily, Rose and Bougainvillea are starting their first year at Royalty! join them in their first year, making friends, get through hard times, get through Jeasleys, do some pranking and other things as well!(PS: Not sure on the second Genre, please Help! not sure on rating either)
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*Written for BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge at HPFanficTalk dot com* Due to an accident in Potion's class, Hermione Granger finds herself thrust back into the past. Will she find herself falling for someone unexpected? Of course she will, otherwise it wouldn't be a Time-Travel story.
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Irritating boy with the scar on his hindquarters, where you will want to kick him – that's Garry Poker, the student of High school of gambling and card games in Polná. Welcome among his haters, unless you are fans of trash! Enjoy classical story in style of Tarantino – 140 pages of absurd dialogues and in the end 20 pages of furious action! Translation of a Czech HP parody.
