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Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN'. Rated T. Semi-crack. Containing all characters and rare instances where a thing known as sanity appears.
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Take a trip with Ghoti (it's pronounced fish) to Skyrim As they capture mysterious creatures win a war and do things that defy the laws of nature! It's a ride you risk taking as they may jump out the story just for the joy of it! Warning: if characters are jumping out of story please alert the authorities and the nearest mental hospital.
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Being Trevor ain't easy. There's a bunch'a rednecks who hate you, people who hate Canadians, people who can't respect somebody's mother - and a fat, turd of a man who just happened to be your best friend. Next chapters are on the way. Previously titled "Trevor's Bad Day". Rated T, for language.
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My Immortal - the most infamous fanfiction of all time. Insulting to both Harry Potter and My Chemical Romance fans alike. I've always wanted to do a commentary on My Immortal, so here it is. Be careful: brain cells may be lost. My commentary will get better as the story gets worse.
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This is a parody of Mirror, Mirror. The Federation makes candy and the Empire is dentists.
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[MC] Kuroko, sang majikan, tahu bila kehadiran Momonyan berserta kelima anaknya: Kinyan, Midonyan, Aonyan, Muranyan, Akanyan, akan memberi warna bagi kesehariannya. "Ya ampun! Kenapa pup di atas kasur?" [warn: kucing]
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Shinigami goes to earthland and trains Natsu morphing him to be a badass like him. Haki Natsu, Bamf Natsu, Sharingan Natsu, NatsuxHarem, Crack-ish fic so read at your own risk. On Hiatus until current FT arc is finished.
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Based off Romeo and Juliet. In the fair city of Olympus there are two old and great Houses. The loyal House of Poseidon. And the powerful House of Zeus. Both Houses have fought for years, and now, with Prince Tartarus getting older by the day, one House shall be chosen to rule. Perseus is the son of Poseidon. Artemis is the daughter of Zeus. Could they really hate each other?
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You know how this works! Watch as your favorite KH characters battle it out! ...Some may not survive... ...Some may not ever want to show their faces in public again... ...Will the Kingdom Hearts universe even SURVIVE?... Tune in to find out! [Rating for language & suggestiveness] -RTFA- SORRY, BUT KHBB IS ON ANOTHER INDEFINITE HIATUS. BLAME ANDREW HUSSIE AND HOMESTUCK.
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riliane and allen go to the future! LIKE A BOSS
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Jess is lonely: her friends all seem to have boyfriends, her crush doesn't notice her, and all that's left to console her is her sweet voice. However, she soon finds she has two very different boys vying for her attention. Whom will she choose, or will she stick to her music, the only thing that's constant, and forever be a slave to the Music of the Night? Rated T just in case.
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Read Severus Snape's debut book and see Hogwarts in a whole new light. . . Warning: Contains sarcasm, bitterness, and Trademark Snape Wit. 3 Please check out my band, Mina's Veil - we've written a song about the amazing Professor Snape called The Silver Doe You can find us on Facebook, Bandcamp, Tumblr, YouTube and Patreon.
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Oh my... you have stumbled across Snapes diary... can you REALLY resist a peek? Please check out my band, Mina's Veil - we've written a song about the amazing Professor Snape called The Silver Doe You can find us on Facebook, Bandcamp, Tumblr, YouTube and Patreon. If we get enough support we will be working on a new album, music videos (and more fanfiction!)
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Semi-AU (No Hunger Games). When impractical gifts from Katniss's true love start appearing on her doorstep, Prim's gushing, their mother is talking about weddings and Katniss herself is faintly bemused. What even is Christmas? All she wants is to find enough food for the winter, but with the help of a certain blond baker's son, she finds something far more exciting than that.
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Harry's fourth year was going to suck. Oh, if only he could find some way of turning on his surely-existent powers of super-wizardry. He had those, right? It must be fate that Harry happens to run into the perfect wandering saleswizard. Humor/Parody.
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The characters of Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan) discover technology and chaos ensues. And laptops have tremendous killing qualities. ((cover image by museoforpheus))
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This is a story of insanity. I am writing it with a friend and its a lot of different. It's full of twists and turns and I promise it is worth reading :)
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Fantasy adventure with the hetalia character still is as funny as it can be... Human names used I don't own hetalia but please enjoy ... Ohh wait why is France the Mage when England's the one with black magic! Meh... Discontinued sorry... :(
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El Club Brohoof es un grupo de miembros donde hacen locuras hacen bromas y esta conformadas por cualquier tipo de ponys o tambien de personas que hacen desmadres y locuras viendo clop hentai y jugando y compartiendo su conocimiento en clop y cosas lindas en la casa club o en donde sea..OJO No tiene nada que ver con la serie
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What would you do if you were locked in a classroom with a Machiavellian schemer for a "teacher", a British MI5 agent, a crazed Jashinist, a murder-intent Gaara, three girls who carry knives to protect their "virtues" and lastly, the Self-Insert who has to somehow be involved in this INSANITY? "I need serious help." AU. Crack fic. Highschool fic.
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Just a bit of genderbent Foxy X Freddy Fazbear because I can. Contains a bit of spanking and much smut. ;D
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Under their new cover as members of "Leverage Consulting & Associates," the team take on a job to get justice for wounded veteran Cpl. Rider, who was shot by a government contractor in Iraq. The game changes, however, when they realize that Rider was not shot by accident, but to keep him from talking about something. Something that the team realizes may involve a US congressman.
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Enough is Enough! Sixteen years old, Harry has been through more than any young man should have to suffer. Losing his godfather sees to it that Harry is no longer going to rush forth into danger himself. He's letting his Slytherin side out to play, and Albus Dumbledore isn't happy about the changes in the boy. Not that Harry cares. AU, Smart!Harry, Slight!Bash!Weasleys & DumDum, OS
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A random and funny story about the true events in which my dog and someone else sold me out to He-who-must-not-be... You know what? We're calling him Voldemort. Easier to type out. Dedicated to my counterpart, Clogette.
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In which Official Weeabooo Trash decides to re-post "My Immortal" originally written by XXXbloodyrist666XXX with added commentary and stupid remarks ranging from sensual shorts about a banana and why one should never use the words thingie and you-know-what during a sex scene. This story will probably be taken down due to it's stupidity so read and enjoy while you can.
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Crack fic. Taken seriously may result in possible death. On a dare, Harry gives Snape his Drarry fanfic. Slight DracoXHarry and even slighter RonXHermione
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The Third Task of Tri-Wizard is at an end, and two young hands reach for the cup unaware of the trap laid down upon it. As a Dark Lord is about to be reborn, a small twist to the plans complicates matters. The Dark Lord is about to rise and take over the wizarding world, but even as he emerges his plans are changing radically. AU, Dark(?)!Harry, One-Shot
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Season 3 of my Cartoon Drama series. This time 14 of our original contestants and 2 brand new contestants travel around the world in attempt to win one million dollars.
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A list of 100 things I am not allowed to at Hogwarts.
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Rita comes to his concert every week, but still Gilderoy never finds his name in her gossip column. Desperate to know why she never throws any shade on HIM, he breaks into her house - and much needed scandal certainly occurs.
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