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• The adventures of Harry potter!

  By UBERLOT • Updated: 10 Sep 2005 • Published: 10 Sep 2005 • 671 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Harry P., Draco M. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

  A day in the life of Harry potter and his beloved friends and enemies!

  • Harry P.
  • Draco M.

• Harry Potter and the Teporarily Insane Authour

  By SiLvEr-ReFlEcTiOnS • Updated: 10 Sep 2005 • Published: 8 Sep 2005 • 3 Chapters • 1,004 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Harry P. • Rating: T • In Progress

  MY FIRST FANFIC, hopefully will make you giggle or snort or whatever. I can’t write summaries.

  • Harry P.

• Attack of the Cannon Relateds

  By Jarjarrr • Updated: 10 Sep 2005 • Published: 10 Mar 2005 • 5 Chapters • 9,529 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: K • In Progress

  Harry has suddenly met his sister, two of them actually, and never even knew he had one. He's also met his daughter, who is 16, and her mother is strangely Ginny, who is still a 5th year. Hogwarts is being overrun by relatives. Lord save us all. PreHBP.

• The Great Dilemma

  By Resident Nut Job and Midget from Your Nightmares • Updated: 10 Sep 2005 • Published: 10 Sep 2005 • 1,973 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: T • In Progress

  Oh yes...The Daily Prophet had a problem. Harry Potter was dead. So what could possibly be the issue about printing his cause of death? What could possibly be so strange as to prompt them to lie about it?

• The Gryffindor who wanted to be Slytherin

  By Luna Moonshine • Updated: 10 Sep 2005 • Published: 10 Sep 2005 • 255 words • 0 followers • Parody/Humor • Rating: K • Completed

  Oneshot. Random, badly written tale of a girl who wanted to be Slytherin but was sorted into Gryffindor.REVIEW!

• Harry potterIN SPACE!

  By UBERLOT • Updated: 9 Sep 2005 • Published: 9 Sep 2005 • 507 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Harry P., Severus S. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

  The adventures of Harry Potter through Hogwarts. It sure is grand to be Harry!In space no one can hear you maturbate.

  • Harry P.
  • Severus S.

• The Harry Potter Darwin Awards

  By Smirnoff Ryuu • Updated: 9 Sep 2005 • Published: 9 Sep 2005 • 4 Chapters • 1,137 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: T • In Progress

  The ceremony to end all ceremonies, with laughter and tears as the Harry Potter Characters are assessed and eliminated from the wizarding and literary gene pool

• The Joys of the Phellytone

  By Nightblue • Updated: 9 Sep 2005 • Published: 9 Sep 2005 • 677 words • 0 followers • Parody/Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

  What if telephones could work inside Hogwarts? This is what people's answering machine messages would say.

• A LuciusHarry Badfic

  By Matagot • Updated: 9 Sep 2005 • Published: 9 Sep 2005 • 797 words • 0 followers • Parody/Tragedy • Lucius M., Harry P. • Rating: T • In Progress

  Where Lucius Malfoy and Harry Potter have mad monkey sex and Dumbledore is a drag queen in hiding.Based on an Oekaki I did, but it deviates far from the original 'plotline'.

  • Lucius M.
  • Harry P.

• Harry and the Snape

  By angeltears09 • Updated: 8 Sep 2005 • Published: 22 Aug 2005 • 7,278 words • 0 followers • Romance/Parody • Harry P., Severus S. • Rating: K+ • Completed

  A retelling of Beauty and the Beast in the HP world! Completely AU! doesn't follow any of the books! Slash! ONE SHOT! SSHP!

  • Harry P.
  • Severus S.

• Hairy Pawter and the Order of the Fleanix

  By applexc0re • Updated: 8 Sep 2005 • Published: 8 Sep 2005 • 825 words • 0 followers • Parody/Humor • Rating: K • In Progress

  A Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix parody. Disclaimer: I am not the genius here, JKR is. But, if you have the urge to call me a genius, you may do so.

• After the Sunset

  By daeny • Updated: 8 Sep 2005 • Published: 8 Sep 2005 • 3,206 words • 0 followers • Romance/Parody • Lucius M., Severus S. • Rating: M • In Progress

  Severus Snape kommt von einer langen Reise nach Hause... und wird bereits sehnsüchtig erwartet. SS!LM

  • Lucius M.
  • Severus S.

• Lettre de Pansy Parkinson à son fils

  By Willooow • Updated: 8 Sep 2005 • Published: 8 Sep 2005 • 781 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Pansy P. • Rating: K • Completed

  ONESHOT Humour: ceci est une lettre qu'adresse Pansy Parkinson à son fils...c'est supposé être marrant: humoristique quoi! Désolée pour fans de Pansy :s elle n'y est pas très glorieuse...

  • Pansy P.

• The Particularly Difficult Night

  By Beringae • Updated: 7 Sep 2005 • Published: 6 Sep 2005 • 2 Chapters • 2,726 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: T • In Progress

  And then the Arch Nemesis of Harry Potter rushed at The Brains of the Golden Trio and kissed her. Hard. On the mouth. Like in the movies, only not. [A total attack of random insanity. Have fun!]

• Harry Potter and the House of Gormless

  By Maeva Claire • Updated: 7 Sep 2005 • Published: 7 Sep 2005 • 3,532 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: K+ • In Progress

  A comedy of manners starring an Angry Harry, a Cool Ginny, a Nagging Hermione, a Useless Ron, a Bothagendered Blaise, and A Psychologically Very Interesting Draco, featuring all but one of the following: Voldemort with tea, a Very Clever Plan, Kingsley Sh

• The Woes of Using a Telephone

  By Jollie Killjoy • Updated: 6 Sep 2005 • Published: 1 Sep 2005 • 2 Chapters • 5,936 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Draco M., Harry P. • Rating: T • In Progress

  PostHogwarts. Draco Malfoy had it all... until he got stripped of all his magic, and possibly a few articles of clothing. By a strange twist of fate, he is then forced to room with his favorite people, Ron, Harry, & Hermione. Plotless? No. Insane? Uhuh.

  • Draco M.
  • Harry P.

• Diary of a Mad Black Fan: A Sirius Lover

  By Blue Eyes At Night • Updated: 6 Sep 2005 • Published: 29 Jul 2005 • 7 Chapters • 16,798 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Sirius B. • Rating: T • Completed

  A fic that consists of the diary entries of Sirius' girlfriend narrating the Marauder's 7th year at Hogwarts in all its hilarious detail. For what it is, its ok, dont' expect more then moderately good laughs. Read Review! COMPLETE!

  • Sirius B.

• Chicago The Harry Potter Way

  By Winona Corinne • Updated: 6 Sep 2005 • Published: 23 Aug 2005 • 4 Chapters • 5,411 words • 0 followers • Parody • Rating: K+ • In Progress

  Chicago the musical, performed Harry Potter style by Harry Potter characters! A murder on the Hogwarts Express leads Harry and company into a magical singsong year...

• Harry Potter and the Coliseum of Secrets

  By FanFictionFantom • Updated: 5 Sep 2005 • Published: 16 Jan 2005 • 12 Chapters • 19,178 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: T • Completed

  Why do I do this to myself? The sequel to the Sorcerer's Stoned but you don't really have to read that first. Enjoy, mwahahahahaha. COMPLETE!

• Harry Potter & the Veela Must Die Parody

  By Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf • Updated: 5 Sep 2005 • Published: 5 Sep 2005 • 1,307 words • 0 followers • Parody/Humor • Harry P. • Rating: T • Completed

  COMPLETE! This is a story written by Eppy, starring Eppy and about how she feels about Veela. This is inspired by Rorschach's Blot's new story, Odd Ideas.

  • Harry P.

• Harry Potter and his adventures through puberty

  By Rainshadow88 • Updated: 4 Sep 2005 • Published: 4 Sep 2005 • 980 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: K+ • In Progress

  Harry, Ron, and Hermione decide to skip potions class! Note: This story make very little sense

• Hog Wars: Attack of the Satire

  By HorribleFishBoy • Updated: 4 Sep 2005 • Published: 3 Sep 2005 • 2 Chapters • 2,993 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: T • In Progress

  Sequel to Hog Wars: The Phantom Parody. What will happen to the Wizarding World when the lazy author's authority is challenged?

• Fred's Christmas Song

  By theworldisatmymercy01 • Updated: 4 Sep 2005 • Published: 4 Sep 2005 • 182 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • George W., Draco M. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

  This is what happens when you play Jingle Bells to Fred and George...

• BEHIND THE MAGIC

  By silverdragoneyes14 • Updated: 4 Sep 2005 • Published: 4 Sep 2005 • 9 Chapters • 1,054 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Ginny W., Harry P. • Rating: T • In Progress

  This story just tells you what you need to know. Like what really happened to Fluffy, Voldemort. please read!

  • Ginny W.
  • Harry P.

• Ricky Hatter, NOT Harry Potter

  By I-can't-breathe-on-this-site • Updated: 3 Sep 2005 • Published: 28 Aug 2005 • 3 Chapters • 1,679 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: T • In Progress

  UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU HAVE ANY REASON TO THINK THAT THIS STORY IS ABOUT HARRY POTTER. And if you don't review I will send my undead minions after you.

• OS en folie

  By Simon Silverson • Updated: 3 Sep 2005 • Published: 3 Sep 2005 • 339 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Lucius M. • Rating: M • In Progress

  Vous rêvez de connaître le conte de Lucius et les sept Mandy ? Vous aimeriez connaître la tragique histoire du proctologue de Minerva McGonagall ? Vous ne manqueriez pour rien au monde l'émission Mangemort story ? Alors, c'est par ici !

• Well let's see what we have here

  By Tree Frog Dude • Updated: 3 Sep 2005 • Published: 3 Sep 2005 • 651 words • 0 followers • Parody • Rating: T • In Progress

  It's a book three parody. You figure it out.

• Harry Potter Short Stories of the Future

  By Smirnoff Ryuu • Updated: 3 Sep 2005 • Published: 3 Sep 2005 • 6 Chapters • 980 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: T • In Progress

  Short story predicitions of the futures of some of the Harry Potter Characters

• The Death Eater Club

  By Catspee • Updated: 3 Sep 2005 • Published: 3 Sep 2005 • 1,004 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: M • In Progress

  My version of what being a Death Eater was like. The Deater Eater Club, held by Voldemort...

• Severus Snape and the Lost Sense of Humor

  By animevampirefreak • Updated: 2 Sep 2005 • Published: 2 Sep 2005 • 475 words • 0 followers • Drama/Parody • Severus S. • Rating: K+ • Completed

  Snape has messed up again. Unfortunately, this time he killed the wrong man, can he fix it so that no one finds out?

  • Severus S.