Snape has a dark, succulent secret. And you’ll never, ever guess what it is. Go on, have a peep inside. You know you’re just aching to find out. Have I roused your curiosity yet, or do you need further man-handling to be enticed to enter, dear reader?
I am gonna say the title is self-explanitory, this is a diary of a fangirl.
Harry Potter continues his journey through puberty. Harry matures and discovers the benefits of a wonderful plant.
After ten years on Death Row in a magical penitentiary it is finally time for Draco Malfoy to pay for his crimes. All are convinced of his guilt, but is he truly innocent? AU. R & R! WIP!
Okay so basically there is a new student in the school, she just discovered that she is a witch and she will be attending Hogwarts. But, she is an International Superstar that knows nothing about the wizarding world. This is my first story on this site, s
Hermione's been down since she and Viktor Krum broke up, so Ginny decides to get everyone together for a night out. But the night turns into a musical featuring Harry performing "Little Fire Bolt", and Hermione with "Help Me Ronald" (Just a fun, slightly
This is just a random collection of stories friends and I have written over AIM. Be prepared for randomness, OOC, useless plots, ninjas, Lord of the Flies references, and...STUFF! Muahahah! Rating bc of a swear word in second chapter.
The Darkest, evilest wizard alive, Lord Voldemort wakes up one day to find himself in some...interesting situations. Please R&R. One-shot. ::COMPLETE::
Warner Bros decides to let the Disney company direct the next movie: What will happen? Well if you wanna know so bad then read this, genius! Hey, I rhyme!
This is a parody of the song "Boston and St. John's" by the band Great Big Sea. Is slash, but not blatant. You have been warned.
Prince Ronald goes on a quest to save his sister from a terrible curse. I suck at summaries so please just RR.
This is a story about Tom Riddle and Harry Potter... plus Harry's boyfriend, COLIN CREEVY! this is a slash, and I do not ever type these kinds of stories, I am more of a drama writer... thinks about evil friends
The most reviled house gets a humanistic treatment in this filking of Sondheim's musical "Assassins." Forget Gryffindor, the dark side needs sympathy!
A short parody - Harry feels bummed because something seems to be going on between Hermione and Ron. Will he ever figure it out? Will they ever tell him the truth? What's so special about the Hufflepuff Common Room, anyway? Read, and discover the answers.
Or, the Difference Between Fantasy and Reality: What Really Would Have Happened Had Harry Not Been A Gary Stu.
Profession: Psychologue pour tableaux et tapisseries. Mission: faire une visite psycho-médicale de toutes les oeuvres de Poudlard. Commentaire: Bon courage, ils sont tous dingue là-bas!
CHAPTER 5 FINALLY ADDED! Dobby comes to stay with Harry after Harry's 2nd year at Hogwarts, and is constantly driving Harry insane. Rated PG for some violence and gore. R&R Please!
This is a parody of the nursery rhyme "The Cow Jumped Over The Moon"
Rated PG for a little bad language. This story is a parody on clothes-obsessed girls who write endless paragraphs about what Hermione is wearing. Not too funny, but stupid and might provide a smile or two.
Hecho porque me aburria.
The question is, who doesn't love Lily?
A parody of all good student teacher relations. Because, well, we all know Snape's a sexpot. High PG13
One Shot. I think the title is pretty self explanatory. If you have no idea what Mow is, you’ll find out soon enough. Features a cliched American exchange student, and a ever so slightly out of character Harry.
Harry and Ron suddenly find out why they have never had a proper girlfriend in Hogwarts. Find out this and other amazing things you always thought about, but could'nt be arsed to ask...
When Harry decides that his true love is Cho Chang, Luna must pay the price. This reflects on Luna's last hour of her life before her suicide. Pg-13 for sexual refferences and a little, but not much, violence. From the song, Goodbye to You by Michelle B
Ein mit Verfolgungswahn geplagte Snape, grübelt über das merkwürdige zusammen treffen von Mary Sue nachXDD Seht einfach selbstXDDDDDDDDDDDD
Second of my small series, SeverusHermione this time. Bewere sheer idiotness.
When faced with a difficult and worrying problem, Dumbledore comes up with an unorthodox solution. This one-shot was written, believe it or not, by my FATHER. Sick, ain't he?
I suck at these...well...it has a bit of diaries, Mary-Sues, and...fun! Read to find out! R&R! Bit 'o HD slash...just a little bit...[COMPLETE]
YAY! A Misty challenge again! Warning: Includes forty pounds of bagels, fatal air freshener and Moaning Myrtle. Approach with caution. [ONE-SHOT]