Same summary as last time-someday i will figure out how to add chapters to the stories that ate supposefky IN PROGRESS
Someday i will figure out to get more than 1 chapter into a story with is app,
Harry potter sings as Elvis Presely using his morphmagis talent.
Haary Potter morphs onto Elvis Presely and sings with the Jordanaires a gospel music group at a tent revival.
After discovering something he shouldn't have, Harry was shocked to find out that his best friend, Hermione Granger was the most famous MagiCam Girl on the Wiznet! SMUT
Crack!Fic. Hermione is tired of the crossed wires over when attacks should be taking place and Voldemort is not an easy enemy to get hold of. It's time he had a mobile phone...
Voldemort and Harry Potter are about to have their last fight ever. (for real this time) They both have serious insecurities and personal problems affecting their actions. They meet up in an unusual way, thinking that they are going to settle this alone. Suddenly many people show up. (Including Harry's lover and Voldemort's Ex-best friend) Who else is going to show up? And who will
I AM NOT A SIDEKICK! Quite you, Now, Join us everyone on amazing adventure in Hogwarts with your very own, FIREBORN the sidekick "not a sidekick" of the Amazing, the Incredible Voidborn! Watch as this boy taught in the ways of awesome, demolishes the world of magic with a helping hand of his mentor. ME. Rated M for complete disregard of human and other sapient life WBWL
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Snape has just been awarded the Order of Merlin First Class - Plus. This may be the only DH compliant fic I write.
Jerry Potter was the star quarterback at his Iowa high school and had dreams of studying poetry in college — until he learned he's the illegitimate son of Harry Potter. Hogwarts is now a college, and Jerry can't wait to party. Adventure awaits, but danger lurks close behind.
Lord Voldemort has a big secret, one that is hidden away from his enemies. When Harry Potter discovers it, his reputation as a dark lord might be ruined. One-shot. Just don't hex me if you hate this! As always, drop a review.
— dime porque demonios apostamos esto y justo durante un partido- Harry sonrió mientras con su varita susurraba unos hechizos. — Porque estabas seguro de que ganarías- susurro quedó- ¿listo?- preguntó viendo como Draco tragaba audiblemente al mirar el nuevo accesorio en la escoba. — ¡Joder! hasta tiene tu forma-
How does Harry Chadson Potter react to a magical world full of friendship, love, and war? "Ok."
¿Qué pasaría si Dark y Perla fueran a Hogwarts y se hicieran novios? Yo tampoco quiero saberlo pero yo soy el que lo escribe así que quiero morir.
Version lemonesque de l'OS Voldy et le lapin... Je ne suis pas responsable des décès cérébraux, hein. J'ai simplement supprimé la dernière phrase que j'ai donc remplacée par... heu... eh ben un lemon, voilà, c'est dit... C'est toujours de l'humour et de la parodie, comme de bien entendu de ma part.
Tiré du lit à 3h du mat' par trois Mangemorts (incompétents et passablement débiles, soit dit en passant), Voldemort ne se serait certes pas attendu à... eh bien à ÇA ! Humour, parodie, ro-romance ? Quoi ?
One chapter a day unless i'm doing apology chapters for not posting anything else. the title says it all. Very short chapters unless I go on a rant. T just in case.
During a meeting with the Bauldelaire orphans, Harry Potter vents to them how difficult his life has been growing up without his parents and dealing with a evil sociopath who wants to kill him. Violet, Klaus and Sunny are having none of it, telling the boy wizard they've been through what he has, but much worse! An argument breaks over who is worse: Lord Voldemort or Count Olaf?
During a meeting with the Bauldelaire Orphans, Harry Potter vents to them how difficult his life has been growing up without his parents and dealing with a evil sociopath who wants to kill him. Violet, Klaus and Sunny are having none of it, telling the boy wizard they've been through what he has, but much worse! An argument breaks over who is worse: Lord Voldemort or Count Olaf?
A hogwarts school tale unfolds will you find where the drama unfolds? Is it space or time maybe a dream?
Harry esta emocionado por un regalo que sus padres y su padrino le dieron, sin imaginar que Draco terminaría peleado con Cedric Diggory, incluso podría matarlo (no literalmente). AU con magia.
"Era ... difícil de creer, por decir algo. Veras, yo morí". "Había leído lo suficiente como para saber que estaba en un lugar extremadamente bueno o extremadamente malo". "Podría tener un harem y ser OP o podría ser el tipo de idiota que estaba obligado a hacer cosa que no quería hacer solo para la diversión del publico". ¿Quieres pasar y ver de que se trata?. Adelante.
When Old Guy thought he won the price, he got shocked in another universe and has to start all over. At the start of the fourth year, we can and will use cliches, self-insert, Harry/Multi
Be warned, this is a crackfic that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever and has no basis in canon. Muggles are superior, and pompous, evil Death Eater fucks are stupid to underestimate them. This fic shows what happens when a disgruntled Muggleborn, orphaned by DEs as a baby decides to join the SBS and make it his life's work to avenge his parents.
just a generic Y/N story. (this is all ment to be a joke)
Fred was right. A cracky one-shot following the sorting of four students after Dumbledore improved the sorting mechanics for shits and giggles.
Mes textes pour l anniversaire de Fanwarrior, uploadé vers le 11 mai chaque annéee
Join Micheal and his Co-Worker friends as they try to save their buisness from being shut down as they...sing?