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"This was not a complete failure, Severus." When Severus's monumental potion failure leads to some bizarre bodily changes, his Prefect and friend decides to make the best of a bad situation. Snucius drabble with a side of tentacle. Please enjoy!
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A humorous twist on Disney's Beauty and the Beast, starring Lily Evans and Severus Snape!
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Nad magicznym społeczeństwem zebrały się czarne chmury. Ministerstwo Magii zaprzecza wszelkim plotkom o wampiryzmie Barty'ego Croucha Juniora, jednak fakty mówią jasno - coraz więcej młodych czarodziejów znika w niewyjaśnionych okolicznościach. Co z tym wspólnego ma Ten, Którego Imienia Nie Wolno Wymawiać? I dlaczego Harry ma tak ambiwalentne odczucia względem różu?
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Remus and Sirius teach Harry the Patronus charm, with a song! Parody of Hakuna Matata. Rated T cause very minor language, cover image not mine
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Roan is big boi.
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A story that takes place in the early hours of the morning. after 3 long... strenuous months of working on something two people find in there closet the fateful day where they open it is here! right for you to read, what might lei inside of this little safe...? A story filled with excitement, humor and most of all suspense... read more of this amazing story to figure out...
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Not for sale
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Draco had a problem. Crabbe and Goyle were starting to get him down. He needed real friends. Draco/Hagrid/Grawp. Crack.
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James and Lily impersonate each other and hilarity ensues. This is an extremely silly one-shot inspired by the scenes in The Office when Jim and Dwight impersonate each other.
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Several people get summoned to watch AVPM. Rated M because I'm paranoid.
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This fanfiction is there to laugh at the tropes we see in the Harry Potter fanfiction. There will be one chapter per trope, unless otherwise noted. Sometimes the characters will be ridiculous, but it's for the sake of the story. Know that I hate no character. Good reading!
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Bitwa w Departamencie Tajemnic przybiera wyjątkowo nieoczekiwany obrót.
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This is where I'll post the occasional Omake from my main fic, Loose Cannon. Note that I probably removed it from Loose Cannon because it was in bad taste, so consider yourself warned. NO MORTAL PERIL.
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¿Qué hubiera pasado si los Potter hubieran tenido gemelos?¿Y si James y Lily no hubieran estado en casa aquella fatídica noche? ¿Qué pasaría si alejaran a Harry de su familia para que regresara años después?.. Traducción Autorizada por trexie!
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A l'occasion de Pâques, le professeur Dumbledore décide de lancer un concours : qui présentera le meilleur œuf en chocolat ? Ce concours riche en cacao et en émotions est l'occasion pour Harry, Ron et Hermione de prouver ce qu'ils valent en pâtisserie. Mais c'est sans compter les talents culinaires de Drago Malefoy...
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They say there ain't no rest for the wicked, but even the Dark Lord needs a day off, sometimes.
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A Collection of One-shots that have popped into my head. Also, these are not connected in any way unless otherwise stated and are written for fun.
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The final fan fiction of JK Howling is here! In the year 2101, everything is in the future! Harry is an old man and his favorite grandson, Willy-Bot Potter, must learn about his destiny and continue on the hero's journey as he meets a bunch of new friends, some people are just fine, and the new dark lord, Newt Salamander from the Fantastic Beasts movie!
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what would I have ever been without you? he thinks. and truly, he's glad that he'll never have to find out. / tom riddle and different possibilities
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Lucius Malfoy has just committed his greatest coup yet - convincing the Minister to give him full access to any Gringotts account that takes his fancy. Naturally, his first port of call is the account of the accursed Potter child - which, he will soon discover, is a very, very bad idea...
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Don't ever forget; no matter how beautiful they are or gentle they seem lilies are poisonous.
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Whilst holidaying in France, Harry makes sure to check in with the inhabitants of Delacour Manor. Rated M for sexual scenes.
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Un match de Quidditch qui ne se passe pas comme prévu...
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Harry, Ginny and Hermione have the house to themselves. Rated M for sexual themes.
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Hogwarts cringe.
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Seek the warning at the start of the story if you want a true warning. This is an apology. I have written 20k words of a story that is mostly porn, and this one is a video game one. which is a double whammy of death. This isn't really even Harry Potter anymore... but its gotta go somewhere, where it can be seen with the others. Children not allowed.
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"Aller Originalität zum Trotze sind wir alle in unseren Entscheidungen, wie wir unsere Lieblingsgeschichten verändern wollen, durchschaubar." Was geht eigentlich in uns Autoren vor und vor allem, wie geht es unseren Protagonisten damit!
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The students who are drawn to the Dark Arts are always sorted into Slytherin. The Dark Arts are completely forbidden at Hogwarts. Slytherin House is not happy about that at all. Parody one-shot nonsense, not connected to my other stories.
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In which Harry goes Potty cause I'm bored and lonely and I'm an all-powerful author-except in sports. if you want to read,some of these are life experiences. Yay,stay safe
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Harry goes back to Hogwarts for his 8th year, single and kinda lonely, but the day before he goes back he sees someone unexpected and is confused by what he says
