Hedwige est une chouette très intelligente, nul n'oserait le nier! Et donc, que peut bien faire une chouette lorsqu'elle découvre les conditions de vie insatisfaisantes de son humain? Trouver un nouveau foyer est une priorité. Lui trouver une partenaire suit juste après. Après tout comment une chouette est-elle supposée avoir des oisillons si son humain n'a pas d'enfants lui-même?
When every character goes won't, nothing is the same. From an untalented Hermione to a bullying Neville, you will never see Harry Potter the same. (I may make a series of out this but for now it's just a short glimpse into their messed up lives. Rated K for some bullying and because it's Harry Potter so younger kids may not get it at all)
Hedwig no es quien todos pensábamos que era. / Este fic participa en el minirreto de diciembre para La Copa de las Casas 2019/20 del foro La Noble y Ancestral Casa de los Black.
Narcissa está enamorada, inexplicablemente, del celador de Hogwarts. Sí, del mismísimo Argus Filch. Si quieréis leerla, que sea bajo vuestra responsabilidad. No apto para sensibles. / Este fic participa en el minirreto de diciembre para La Copa de las Casas 2019/20 del foro La Noble y Ancestral Casa de los Black.
The Dursleys go for a drive...
Just a little nonsense starring the Marauders attending the Muggle Studies class.
I'm on a journey to put as many cliches as I possibly can in a fanfic. If you're looking for a well written, or serious fanfic, this isn't for you. Complete crack.
This is a literal shitpost. Do not read it.
Of all the ways Rosier could have died, he'd never thought it'd end this way Severus/James.
A powerfull harry fucking his way to power with his mother by his side. Time travel later on. Incest! Powerfull! Dark but good harry.
A girl moves in next door to the Dursley's prior to Harry Potter's first year. Many romance novel that Aaralyn has read about a boy and girl next door ends with them falling in love. She finds herself crushing on Harry. However... Possible AR/AU
Draco hits Ron whenever Ron is mean to Harry. Neville is slightly villainous.
Es una parodia de Harry potter hecha a mi medida , hice lo mejor que pude para hacerlos reir , Hanjamon es un streamer de twitch que es amigo mio además la mitad de los personaje son gente que se suelen pasar por el canal me disculpo de antemano si no entienden algunos chiste es cosas que se han dado , hablado o jugado en el canal . Igualmente os invito a pasar a verle :3 3
The summer before his last Hogwarts year, James Potter is bored home alone and bored, he meets someone unexpected. Then Sirius has an idea and things are completely out of control. Marauders Comedy
Ron Weasley stars as a hardboiled private eye hired to find the missing husband of a mysterious client. (2009 Dobby Winner: Best Quote 2009 Golden Snitches Winner: Best ROFL Moment)
Drago, 11 ans, rencontre son idole lors de son premier jour à Poudlard, et BAM ! Coup de foudre. Saura-t-il avouer ses sentiments à Harry Potter avant la fin de ses études malgré les sales coups du destin (et de ces foutus Weasley, aussi !) ? Heu, bonne question... (T par sécurité)
Voldemort has a discussion with his comrades about how they should work in the future.
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies… And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. An extended version of "That Boy Is Trouble" by Andrew Joshua Talon. Enjoy
As Harry's sixth year begins, Hogwarts has been invaded by creatures who care only about making Hogwarts, the teachers, and students what they want it - and them - to be. But even as bodies are changed and minds are altered, there is dissension in the invaders' ranks, and a killer on the loose . . .
Harry gazes out of Mr. Lovegood's window and, thinks about Ginny during this song parody. I really wanted to emphasize that moment.I can't help thinking of this moment. There Harry is, about to go up against a crazy strong dark wizard and, he is thinking he is going to die. But, it he does, is going to take Tom with him. Here though, we see how Harry wants to be just a family
Welcome to the Harry Potter world where the magicals are a bit more different than the muggles, even than the witches and wizards from the original Harry Potter books. And thanks to their magic, their bodies are also very different.
Harry gets ambushed by two unfamiliar boys with oddly familiar faces and learns some very strange things. [Oneshot. Crackfic. Time travel. Albus-bashing (NOT Dumbledore-bashing). Not for "Cursed Child" fans.]
Harry's naming sense strikes again. Slightly Crack
It is foretold that on special events, or when the writer or their friends receives enough Regrets, they channel those Regrets into a story filled with some weird, sticky and smutty stuff to banish it from their mind. This time, the writer has decided to release those Regrets on their Birthday, as a gift from them to you. I'm so sorry, but for those who like this... shame on you.
Abuse of magical contracts for fun and profit. [Oneshot. Crack.]
FIRST FANFIC YASS! Mystique is a girl that loves everything... mysterios!(gettit! HAH!) But one day she gets hr letter from... ...HOGWORTS...! huuuuuh! Mystique will fight and be soo cool that if you don't read this fanfic it'll be so uber sad cuz you wont see her AMAZNGNASSSSSSSSSSSSS ORIGINAL STORY 100% aweson.
A black-comedy parody of the original Harry Potter series. Rated M for... some stuff, including funny violence, funny jokes, and funny jokes that shouldn't be funny. If you are offended by this book, please put it down and step outside, unless you are on a plane.
Est si Voldemort était devenu professeur de défense contre les forces du mal, mais était resté tout autant sadique et pro sang pur. A quoi aurait ressemblé ses cours ? Nous allons tout de suite répondre à cette question. Pour cela, allons au temps des maraudeurs. Et oui normalement personne n'est dans la même classe, mais chut c'est magique !
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A black-comedy parody of the original Harry Potter series. Rated M for violence, crude humour, politically incorrect jokes, etc. If you don't like this book, please step outside, unless you are on a plane.