In London, four very different people team up on a jewel heist, then try to double-cross one another for the loot- wait, wrong, uh, everything. When High-Pharaoh Nyaralthotep is summoned by a cult to their dirty work, he finds himself thrust into a universe where Dumbledore is an evil idiot, the Weasleys are scheming, Harry Potter is female, and Hermione is just a terrible person.

Just miscellaneous ideas, one-shots, multiple-shots, whatever-shots.

In 2081, a gate mysteriously opens in Santa Maria, a city in the Antarctic Dominion's Province of Naashoth. Out of it comes an opportunity, a casus beli, a chance for the great Antarctian war machine to move once again.

In 1871, a man known only as Rattlesnake began a reign of terror across the American West. Over a decade later he would be known by many more names, the King of Thieves, the Prince of Murderers, the Red Reaper, and in more scholarly circles, Hostis Publicus or public enemy.

The Dursleys go for a drive...