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  • A Silly Dare

    By SydCreates • Updated: 21 Aug 2019 • Published: 21 Aug 2019 • 499 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Rating: M • In Progress

    After a year of inter house relationship building the 8th years of Hogwarts is celebrating their triumph. A few too many fire whiskeys lead the group to shenanigans of the truth or dare variety. And this perticular dare Hermione has involves her, a chair and an oddly quite Draco Malfoy.

  • Une nouvelle vie avec Severus Rogue

    By Snaprah • Updated: 20 Aug 2019 • Published: 20 Aug 2019 • 6,954 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Rating: M • In Progress

    ! LEMON ! Et s'il était possible de changer de vie, s'il était possible de changer d'univers... C'est le voeux que j'ai fait auprès de cette entité qui m'offrait une nouvelle chance... Ma renaissance, je compte la vivre dans cette dimension où la magie existe, dans cette dimension où je pourrais rencontrer, sauver et aimer Severus Rogue... ! LEMON !

  • Il faut bien fêter l'été

    By Lyn Amanell Sephi • Updated: 20 Aug 2019 • Published: 20 Aug 2019 • 1,335 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P., George W., Fred W. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    Harry passe son été chez les Weasley, comme tous les ans. Pendant une fête, les jumeaux ont l'idée de goûter un plat, qui jusque là, leur est inconnu. Harry s'empresse de les aider à préparer intrigué par l'idée. Gros craquage et délire pour un défi de la gazette des bonbons aux citrons

  • Vixens Escape

    By Silver Orbed Lioness • Updated: 20 Aug 2019 • Published: 20 Aug 2019 • 647 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • [Narcissa M. + Neville L.] • Rating: M • Completed

    Narcissa is bored and goes to her club to have some time with a mysterious lover but she is more than happy when she finds out who is servicing her

  • Icarus Black

    By remussssjl • Updated: 20 Aug 2019 • Published: 20 Aug 2019 • 4 Chapters • 6,314 words • 0 followers • Hurt/Comfort/Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    Being the son of late Marlene McKinnon and Regulus Black just made things worse for the lonely Hufflepuff werewolf. Only to others, his biggest fault wasn't being a disgrace to his family name, but it was for accepting who he was. He was proud; proud of being a werewolf. He didn't chose to be who he was, and he sure as hell didn't want to change what he couldn't.

  • Exceptional Incompetence

    By White Eyebrow • Updated: 20 Aug 2019 • Published: 20 Aug 2019 • 871 words • 0 followers • Humor/Family • Bill W., Charlie W. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    When it comes to dragons, Charlie Weasley is arguably the world's foremoest expert, but as for Apparition, not so much... This is a bit of fluff written for The Houses Competition, Year 5, Round One.

  • Of full moons and pterodactyls

    By forestandwings • Updated: 20 Aug 2019 • Published: 20 Aug 2019 • 1,240 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Rating: T • In Progress

    The full moon is approaching, Remus is avoiding Sirius and dinosaurs aren't actually extinct.

  • Letters

    By Herochick007 • Updated: 19 Aug 2019 • Published: 14 Jan 2019 • 5 Chapters • 2,339 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: T • In Progress

    Harry and gang write letters to each other, Dumbledore, and Lord Voldemort. Insane Harry, Ron, and Hermione.

  • The Wedding Witch and the Overzealous Aurors

    By ElaineAbbene • Updated: 19 Aug 2019 • Published: 19 Aug 2019 • 6,905 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Rating: M • Completed

    Interrogation room 3, Department of Magical Law Enforcement, 3am on a Saturday night. Not really where I would like to be right now. But if they are going to keep me here... I might as well see how red Weasley can get. And when did Longbottom get so fit? My name is Pansy Parkinson and I assure you I am innocent. This is all just a misunderstanding.

  • Beards, Broomsticks and Bookworms

    By Jaffagirl • Updated: 19 Aug 2019 • Published: 24 Jun 2019 • 7 Chapters • 34,250 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • OC, Teddy L., Victoire W. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Vic's plans were notorious for creating more trouble than they were worth, so it was really no surprise that after a Witch Weekly headline stirs up the Wizarding Gossip Mill, her solution to it was more complicated than it needed to be. Teamed with copious bad-decisions and a questionable amount of alcohol consumption, Vic, Teddy and Rory are in for a whirlwind of a year

  • The way he moves

    By EliasFinn • Updated: 19 Aug 2019 • Published: 30 Jun 2018 • 11,139 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • [Harry P. + Draco M.] • Rating: M • In Progress

    After his best friend, Ron, breaks his leg, Harry is in need of another dancer for the upcoming competition. Luna is a good friend and gets him Draco, pointy git, mister know-it-all, ballet dancer, and owner of a beautiful little butt, Malfoy. Trouble? Definitely. AU-non magical; language; smut eventually; two dorks in love

  • Les aventures rocambolesques d'Aonghas Malfoy

    By Underworld Abyss • Updated: 19 Aug 2019 • Published: 27 Jun 2019 • 10 Chapters • 5,267 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Draco M., Albus D. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    En l'an de grâce 998, Aonghas Draco Adonis Malfoy, 15 ans, se cassa la gueule du haut de la Tour d'Astronomie. Depuis, il emmerde le monde en tant que fantôme de Poudlard, traîne avec Peeves et commente les goûts vestimentaires d'Albus Dumbledore.

  • Martine et Gertrude au pays des chapeaux pointus!

    By Crazy Neko-san • Updated: 19 Aug 2019 • Published: 19 Aug 2019 • 3,343 words • 0 followers • Humor/Hurt/Comfort • Rating: M • In Progress

    Ou pourquoi il ne faut pas acheter un truc bizarre, à type bizarre, sur un marché bizarre... surtout quand on est soit-même pas très nette! ( résumé rapide mais ceci est un gros délire alors c'est sans prise de tête, ne vous attendez pas à du sérieux!)

  • Hermione Granger et la Comédie des Apparences

    By Les Songes d'Hermione • Updated: 19 Aug 2019 • Published: 27 May 2019 • 34 Chapters • 499,082 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Hermione devient une héroïne à sa manière dans cette - longue - histoire. Lors de sa cinquième année à Poudlard, elle va devoir aider son ami Harry Potter dans ses péripéties... (C'est une oeuvre basée sur l'Ordre du Phénix, mais attention il y a beaucoup de différences dans la manière d'écrire et sa forme d'écriture ressemble à un roman classique)

  • Oh, Baby

    By dancinginsunshine • Updated: 19 Aug 2019 • Published: 19 Aug 2019 • 2,554 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Hermione G., Draco M. • Rating: T • Completed

    6 years after Hogwarts, with the suggestion from Blaise Zabini and a little bit of wine, maternal desires from Hermione and a tipsy Draco lead the estranged friends to a little bit of baby making of their own. Fun, silly oneshot!

  • waking up with a cockroach on your skin

    By princess mh • Updated: 19 Aug 2019 • Published: 19 Aug 2019 • 504 words • 0 followers • Humor • George W., Dolores U., Fred W. • Rating: K • Completed

    just a very funny story

  • Bernie Sage and the The Gift That Keeps on Giving

    By Nellas O'Wims • Updated: 19 Aug 2019 • Published: 19 Aug 2019 • 2,029 words • 0 followers • Humor/Adventure • Rating: T • In Progress

    I've always had the ability to pop from one place to the next. But I had never traveled time and I definitely hadn't traveled into places that shouldn't exist. So why I am suddenly in a world with wizards and magic? Not that I'm complaining, of course... Book One of the Bernie Sage Series

  • The Dark Heir: Volume 1

    By SlytherinSparki • Updated: 19 Aug 2019 • Published: 19 Aug 2019 • 979 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Rating: M • In Progress

    Harry hates his life at the Dursleys. He wants nothing to do with them or the life they live. When Severus Snape comes to his door, Harry finds a whole new world waiting to be explored, but this time he's gonna do things his way. Dark!Harry. Major Dumbledore and Weasley bashing.

  • Behind a Dustbin

    By Marathon Zack 140.6 • Updated: 18 Aug 2019 • Published: 18 Aug 2019 • 1,375 words • 0 followers • Humor • [Harry P. + Hermione G.], N. Tonks • Rating: K+ • Completed

    "Are you telling me Voldemort's going to jump out from behind a dustbin and do me in?" [Harry x Hermione] Short Silly Crack One-Shot

  • Squib oder was?

    By Ohmaesterhelp • Updated: 18 Aug 2019 • Published: 18 Aug 2019 • 1,093 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. • Rating: K • In Progress

    Ron leistet sich etwas, das Hermine ganz und gar nicht gutheißen kann ...

  • The One He Feared?

    By DrinkCocoa • Updated: 18 Aug 2019 • Published: 18 Aug 2019 • 680 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P., Albus D. • Rating: K • Completed

    When Voldemort tries to kill little Harry, he falls right into an ancient man's trap and comes face to face with the only one he ever feared.

  • Drabbles sur Harry Potter

    By Airi25 • Updated: 18 Aug 2019 • Published: 22 Apr 2018 • 13 Chapters • 2,978 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Harry P. • Rating: M • In Progress

    DRABBLES, petites histoires drôle et sans suite. L'histoire n'est pas "terminer" car elles comportera plus d'une centaine de petites histoires. A vous de lire, j'espère que vous aimerez. Couples multiples, le plus souvent homosexuel.

  • The Birds and The Bees

    By Th3Alchemist • Updated: 18 Aug 2019 • Published: 18 Aug 2019 • 3,218 words • 0 followers • Family/Humor • Harry P., Hermione G. • Rating: K • In Progress

    Hermione Potter and her daughters discuss the little things in life as they wait for a visit from the Longbottoms. Part of the 'Harmony at Home' collection of short stories.

  • Being At Hogwarts

    By Pricat • Updated: 18 Aug 2019 • Published: 15 Aug 2019 • 2 Chapters • 1,637 words • 0 followers • Humor/Friendship • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    It's Crystal, Jessica and Kaley's first year at Hogwarts meaning fun and adventures are going to ensue along with lots of magic

  • Well, this is Awkward

    By silencewillfall009 • Updated: 18 Aug 2019 • Published: 11 Sep 2017 • 3 Chapters • 2,185 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P., OC • Rating: T • In Progress

    In which Harry has a friend growing up, Dudley is frequently referenced as a whale, relatives suck, and things make very, very little sense. T for Language

  • wild

    By gryffindormischief • Updated: 18 Aug 2019 • Published: 18 Aug 2019 • 779 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • James P., Lily Evans P. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    jilychallenge prompt: "look I may have driven us off the road because I saw a squirrel on the road and yes we have no signal to call for help but look, I made smores on the fire? and I set up our tent! please don't be mad" james and lily get lost in the highlands and end up snuggling for warmth roadtrip au

  • It Started as an Accident

    By 10868letsgo • Updated: 17 Aug 2019 • Published: 4 Jul 2019 • 2 Chapters • 622 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • [OC + Sirius B.], Severus S. • Rating: T • In Progress

    She swears to God or anyone with a higher power that this was not her plan. "Stay away from my sister!" Severus snarled at his enemy at school. "No way!"Sirius Black her big brother's number two enemy of the Marauders. He is charming, funny and easily smiles like he won a good shopping deal. She hates him! How will she live a peaceful life in Hogwarts with Sirius Black chasing her?

  • The Boy-Lord of Slytherin

    By Zaraki Hariko • Updated: 17 Aug 2019 • Published: 19 Aug 2013 • 14 Chapters • 35,525 words • 1 follower • Humor/Adventure • [Harry P. + Theodore N.] • Rating: T • In Progress

    Harry Potter has found out via a Gringotts letter that he's the closest blood relative to Voldemort and because Voldemort's body was technically dead, he's not able to take up the Slytherin family Lordship, thus it automatically diverts to Harry. With the Goblin's help, Harry starts on the path to becoming a Lord of the Wizarding World. SLASH. BOTTOM HARRY.

  • How the Press Brought Harmony

    By tweety-src-clt9 • Updated: 17 Aug 2019 • Published: 17 Aug 2019 • 8,702 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Harry P., Hermione G. • Rating: T • Completed

    HHr. A weird magazine, an article by Luna and Ginny, along with Harry's sudden appearance in her flat, helps change Hermione Granger's paradigm of romance and friendship. ONESHOT.

  • PERIODT

    By Zayzaya • Updated: 17 Aug 2019 • Published: 17 Aug 2019 • 3,621 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Harry P., Draco M., Hermione G., Ron W. • Rating: M • In Progress

    The Dursleys decided to drive Harry Potter to an orphanage thinking he was going to be treated like dirt. Too bad he gets adopted not long after by a young couple. He grows up with a family who love him. But when he gets his hogwarts letter, yhr truth starts to come out. The Dursley's fucked up.

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