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Will Harry make it through his fifth year at Hogwarts? Will he still have his friends and enimies? Will he defeat evil, and will he still have his head by his 16th birthday? want to find out? then read this..
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It's potions class with Snape and today's lesson is explosive potions. Snape is "slightly" drunk and "slightly" mad.
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This is a parody to BNL's song 'Grade 9' which takes place in the Gryffindor common room. Interested yet? No? Darn it!!!!! Flames will be added to the summer heat. Yup.
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The final Harry Potter book, after the lawyers and moral critics have gotten a hold of it.
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a chubby dudley goes to hogwarts and this time harry's the boss
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In the tune to Who Let the Dogs out. It is about, duh, Book 2. Look out for the sequel, Who Let the Serpent Out: The Sequel ^^;;
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It's only R for extreme stupidity, and well, swears and Death, but r/r, It makes me happy
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Ahhh, the power of Poetry!
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The original Who Let the Serpent out is from Book 2, this is a quidditch game.
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Fred and George after Hogwarts.
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Hmm... This is a song that I wrote very quickly. It has very bad rhymes which I think makes it rather funny. AN for people who read the Unbreakable Link. Please don't flame.
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Well, here it is, by popular demand... the Harry Pothead series! Wrote chapter one today... mwa ha ha ha ha... more to come when I get more po---sugar! Yes, sugar...... P.S. THIS IS NOT MAKING FUN OF HP! I worship those books; this is just a spoof. Okies?
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It's Draco's fifteenth birthday party, and everything is going wrong... thongs, drugged house-elves, Drunk!Lucius, and the nearly-mystical-but-not-really prophecy of Bounce the Kitty. OoC parody. ^^
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Harry and Ron have to create a potion for Snape's class. 'Nuff said...
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basically title says it all
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Lord Voldemort tortures Harry with....dances?
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The Hogwarts gang has the oppertunity to play the hit game show 'The Weakest Link'. How will they fare against the ultimate game show host (and possible witch!), Anne Robinson?!
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After my last fic, which was rather depressing and morbid, I thought a bit of fluff was the way to go. This involves Ron, Hermione, keeping score, and the Hogwarts library. Please rr and happy summer everyone! :
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Oh, dear. Hermione has had too much butterbeer and, under the influence, has decided to comission a school newspaper for Hogwarts. She decides on a lot of weird people and columns, such as Lavender and Parvati's social commentary and Trelawney doing hor
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A uumm.. enteresting story. Please r/r!!!!!!
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This isn't Smut, but it has some reference just a little bit, only a sentence or two... so please don't quit reading because of that. Hermione gets an unexpected vistor in her dorm in her 7th year.
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Nagini sets up a therapy hut on the Hogwarts grounds... watch as different HP characters stumble upon it and get there own doses of insanity from Nagini. Enjoy! R/R pleez :)
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The title says it all. We can only hope that this stuff never ends up in a Harry Potter Book! *Thinks* That would be, like, totally weird.
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Don't say you weren't warned. Harry gets invited to the Dark Wizards' Ball; Malfoy resorts to double entendre.
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Remake of Eminem's Song 'The Kids' R/R no flames please.Thanks!
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DUDLEY IS SUCH AN ADORABLE CHARACTER. HE GETS NO CREDIT WHATSOEVER. I DECIDED TO DEDICATE A STORY TO... ^WHAT IF DUDLEY WERE CAPABLE OF FEELING EMOTIONS?^ ITS KIND OF FUNNY I GUESS. HEHE
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Ok, Hogwarts gets computers and the kids go to fanfiction! It's a pathetic story....but i was on Root Beer when I wrote it. don't flame. i can't help it if i'm drunk on soda.....but hey, look at the bright side: i won't be doing a continuation !!!!!!!
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What gives with the latest developments in Ebony/AngieJ's Paradise series? Some cookies give you Indigestion: H/H,H/R, Sirius/Angelina????
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WARNING!! this is err.. a slash.. to say the least. I was very bored when i wrote this, and it is nothing like what i usually do, but heck R/R anyways, please.
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Harry 'n' Draco. Detention. Bwhaha.
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