I wrote a story with a plot! Can you believe it? It's about Harry and friends in transfiguration. Please R/R!
Sequel to Purplepolkadottedpingpongpaddlesfromouterspace. This one is funny, I think. Please R/R!
A poem for every Hogwarts house, to honor whichever one you may be in. Very short, so please take a few seconds to read it. Thanks so much!
Hermione rents out a book from the library, but something happens. fr
Epilogue added 22 April Ginny Weasley becomes the new Gryffindor Chaser and the voices in Harry's head take over.
a D/H story for now .... read it ... or else !
Fleur is just too good for everyone. But. finally she finds her TRUE love. fr
This is what happens when Karkaroff barges into Snape's potions class. OOC. Random. Good for the liver. rrf
Me and a friend...Insane...omnium-gatherum and gallimaufry!!! Harry and Co like vocabulary! Fairy Tale gone mad! Hilarious, chair-falling fun! ^_^ R&R!
A fry cook named Mac Donald not only returns Harry's renagade talking Magna Duster, but also saves the world from Emeril Lagasse. Please R/R
This is your basic Harry Potter story on crack. Written in Ron's POV. Basic Wolf and Fox mayhem. Have fun kiddies! Ü
My first METMA fic. It's got romance, intrigue, nightmares, and a quart of motor oil.
It's Lily and James's seventh year, and James finds out that Snape likes Lily! Can the Marauders preserve her "maidenly innocence" and have some fun in the process? You bet!! A M.W.P.&P. story.
Two men...accused of murder...on the run from the law...are they guilty or not? The Election sequel. An action/comedy.
A humourous look at the daily lives of characters in the Harry Potter universe. Just what does Lucius Malfoy do when he's not threatening people at Hogwarts? How does Draco spend his summer vacation?
Good old Professor McGonagall gets hit with a nasty insanity spell. (and it's not as stupid as it sounds, I promise!)
A GoF filk...Harry's captured and Voldemort tells him a few things.
With Wormtail gone, Voldemort looks for someone else to accompany him in his songs. He volunteers Snape, who does quite a bit of butt shaking in this fic. ; ' ) ~kicks computer~ Screw the freaking formatting.
This is just about the best story I've ever written . . . or at least the best comedy. It's PG-13 for language.
There's a new commentator in town for a Gryffindor/Slytherin game. A commentator from a Muggle family who knows nothing about Quidditch.
Lupin's back for the Defence Against the Dark Arts job for the fifth year. However, A full moon means he can't take the class and his replacemnt is totally clueless
The Goblet of Fire selects yet another Champion for Hogwarts, though he isn't very campion-like.
Voldie's advice column in the Daily Prophet. I'm sorry it's been so long! ; ' )
this isa GOOD fic!!!!! welll, atl east it should be.. I followed a lis tin sequecial order... lol..very....odd
Just what we need: more hot American transfer students, Starbucks takes over Hogwarts, and Harry learns how to hit on women! The much-anticipated sequel to Harry Potter and the Dark Lord's Duplicate has arrived! It can stand on its own, though.
Myrtle is used to being lonely, used to being tortured by Peeves . . . but today is definitely not just another day in the toilet. Please review!
Don't read this if you are blonde, and don't read this. This is (self explanatory) A bag of wank. I'm not begging for reviews, i actually encourage you not to, for you will only hurl abuse at me. I wouldn't mind a few flames though!
Using all of the NORMAL plots that everuyone uses, supposed to be funny. Kinda a spoof fic of other fanfics. R?R! -StarFig
Ginny gets a second chance at the Yule Ball. ** Now complete.**
Some of my favourite characters- Fred, George, Lee and Angelina- and the story of their first day at Hogwarts. Ever thought how the twins and Lee became friends? Ever wondered when those first sparks passed between Fred and Angelina? The answers are here!