What s worse than horror? Exactly, boredom. Fortunately for him, Jaskier will not have to face the latter anymore, as he finds himself as witness to the abduction of Cirilla. The crux? As granddaughter of the CEO of a successful business her life may soon be traded for her families money. Will Jaskier, accompanied by a grumpy P.I. and a bold forensic scientist, manage to save her?
While sitting around the campfire with his companions, Jaskier sings one of his favourite songs. Which elicits a very unexpected reaction from one of the more recent additions to the company. Jaskier can be such an idiot once in a while. The good thing is - he knows and is ready to apologise. That's why he follows Cahir into the woods.
Geralt's world changes when he comes across a girl kept in chains.
Recueil de moments entre Geralt et Jaskier.
Geralt knew it was his own fault for ending here. In his defence, this was not what he been expecting to happen nor what he intended. But what happens the following morning, when his beautiful bard valiantly comes to his rescue, was even more unexpected. Geralt/Dandelion fluff (and hinted smut), set after the resulting cutscene of trying to romance both Yen and Triss.
SEQUEL to The Wolf in December. Beacon's second semester begins, and its newest professor is faced with several challenges, not least of which is figuring out exactly what he's teaching. But teaching may be the least of his worries, with the forces now at work across Remnant. A storm is brewing, and Geralt will face it as he always has-with research, preparation, and silver.
As Geralt, Jaskier, and Ciri make their Kaer Morhen, Jaskier tells Ciri the story of how she met the different witcher in her life. In the meanwhile, Geralt watches, listens, and wonders why he can connect with his bard like he used to. SEQUEL to 'Songs Are Made From Love & Hate'
"Kommt nicht näher!" „Er gehört zu mir. Ich muss nach Cintra. Wir beide." „Ich tue, was ich kann. Doch ich sage euch, ihr, ihr beide stinkt echt bestialisch. Ich meine, es ist, als wäre euch etwas in den Arsch gekrochen und verreckt. Also. Wir verlassen Oxenfurt bei Einbruch der Dunkelheit. Genug Zeit um vorher ein Bad zu nehmen." Cahir und Yennefer nehmen ein Bad.
Simple idea. Geralt is "forced" to explain his relationship with Triss to his friends (and former lover). Some congratulate him, some have a rather verbal way to show their dissatisfaction, others are simply intrigued by the curious pair. (Triss won't appear as frequent, she is mainly just the theme of the talk. Maybe she'll appear in a later chapter as a more active character.)
Buffy Summers is a mutant/Slayer, hated, feared and respected for her path, born into a lineage of girls destined to slay Vampires and demons. A freak of nature and the only one of her kind. Geralt is a Witcher, upon their meeting by chance they feel less alone. But will they be allies or enemies? (I wrote this on a whim but I don't know if it's any good) Bangel, Spuffy, Geraskier
After Yennefer and Cahir have escaped on horseback from the site of the failed execution, they are stranded on the Isle of Thanedd with no plan, no resources, no anything. Will the unlikely duo make it to Gors Velen in one piece? Prequel to "Time to take a bath"
Spoilers for Netflix's Witcher Season 2 A short story of Geralt's grief after losing Roach and Jaskier's guilt over a certain song he wrote in the heat of the moment.
Geralt had spent the first three months of Jaskier's—company? Acquaintance? Persistence? Whatever it was called when one accidentally acquired a traveling bard that seemed determined not to leave—waiting for acrid fear to overtake Jaskier's scent. So it isn't a surprise when it finally does. The reason why, however, proves a bit harder for him to work out. Pre-slash/Gen
Letho is in need of help and so he more or less swoops into Dandelion and Zoltan's cabaret with a kid hanging from his arm. The bard and the dwarf aren't enough though, as the Viper needs the whole group at raising a witcher child he found. Surrounded by various adults, with Letho by her side, the girl has the opportunity to make her own Path despite of the witcher heritage.
Geralt and Jaskier have a falling-out. This leads to Geralt returning to Kaer Morhen without Jaskier, done with the bard's reproaches and behaviour. In his attempt to get as far away from Geralt as possible Jaskier ends in a dank prison cell, exposed to torture, sentenced to death and awaiting his execution. Geralt only hears of it when it's already too late to save him. Or is it?
Jaskier struggles with his ageing body and Geralt's seemingly ageless appearance, his feelings for the Witcher and his role in Geralt's life, Yennefer's influence on Geralt, and life at large. Naturally, that's not going to end well... Inspired by the song "Her Sweet Kiss" from the show, hence the title.
Geralt keeps catching Jaskier pleasuring himself, and in the end can't refuse Jaskier's offer to lend him a helping hand for his own pleasure.
He would drown in a nightmare. Regis had told him of it before, hands shaking in Dettlaff's grasp. How blind he had been, how agonizingly slow the time had passed. How he would not wish it on his own worst enemy. "I am your enemy now, Regis. I forced you to choose. It is my fault." His half-rotted lips twitched in feeble effort. "I am sorry." Rated T for gory Vampire friendships.
"I'll do what I can. But know this. You, you both ... "Jaskier paused, looking Yennefer in the eye. "... smell truly awful. I mean, ..." He grimaced. "... it is like something has crawled up your arses and died. So. We'll leave Oxenfurt at nightfall," he continued casually. "Plenty of time to take a bath before then." ...
One's a grumbly Witcher and the other's a fluffy healer with a past. What could possibly go wrong? Geralt/OC friendship, slight romance, and fluff. AU of some canon events. Originally posted on Deviantart.
Jaskier has been alive for a long time, has met his fair share of witchers and sorceresses and even Princesses. Some were dumb, some were smart, and some were somewhere in the middle. However, none were so completely dense that they didn't realize he wasn't human by the end of a five-year friendship. He's known Geralt for twenty years. Geralt still hasn't caught on.
od samego początku Foltest wiedział, że jego współpraca z nowo mianowanym dowódcą nowopowstałego oddziału ds. terroryzmu będzie dość specyficzna.
Geralt doesn't want to shut up about Vernon's love life. Vernon Roche/Iorveth.