oneshot humor. Join Harry and Co. in a wild romp of a story that was written in the best tradition of the random humor that introduced me to HP fanfic in the first place. Guaranteed to earn at least a smirk, even if it is at the author's expense.
AKA: Harry Potter's Personal Hell. The two could not have been more different, yet they could not have had more in common. We both know you're gonna read it, so stop torturing yourself.
Vernon Dursley doesn't believe in déjà vu, until he starts to experience it. How will the man who had devoted his life to being perfectly normal react to news of his 'freak' nephew's role in the final battle? Minor DH spoilers.
Bigotry comes in all types and forms. It is not an inherit trait, it is taught. It can even show up in the best of families.
100 words: Vernon has just met the 'famous' Lily Evans.
Vernon reads something interesting in the paper. A possible ending to book 7. Oneshot.
One shot. Harry had been tortured by his Uncle so horribly, that even magic can't fix it. Now one of his friends wants revenge. And she's going to get it. WARNING: TORTURE
Wacky things happen at hogwarts. alot more Genres than listed, just not all at once.
Vernon Dursley & Peter Pettigrew. Written for a 'challenge'. [R&R]
About pigtails and the scars they leave.
Halloween at the Dursleys. 'It was the same every year he’d been at the Dursley house, which was – he counted on his fingers – eight years now. He knew the schedule. Eight years was a long time.' How hard can it be ... ?
When Frodo Baggins shows up on the Dursleys' doorstep, Petunia isn't quite sure what to do. PetuniaFrodo WARNING: Contents may disturb you. In a bad way.
Bon eh bien... Moi, pauvre auteure désespérée... vous demande solennellement, avec toute l'humilité dont elle est capable, de faire comme le titre vous conseille... Partez, pitié ! ... OS VD IK parti d'un défi. Allez y, torturez vous pour savoir qui c'est
My name is Petunia Dursley, and I'm here to set the record straight... A one shot to try and get inside the head of an alltoooften 1 dimensional character.
Why Harry's uncle quit smoking. Lots of Vernon Bashing.
Oneshot. The Dursleys were luckier than they ever knew…
Hi, meine ff zeigt was so nächtlich im Ligusterweg 4 abläuft. Es ist sehr traurig und nicht gerade schön.Ein Geist treibt sich dort rum. Warnung: Es wird ein Mord beschrieben.
Harry, and that lovely magic that he does. PreHogwarts. Drabble.
Ever wondered how the Dursley's managed to get off the island after Hagrid and Harry took their boat? Read on to find out...
Songfic Untitled by Simple Plan Harry is badly hurt and just wants it to end.
Lord Voldemort attacks Harry, meets his match.
Oneshot, inspired by a friend's offhand comment. What WOULD the Dursleys do if Harry had had a twin? Buy a bigger house, perhaps, to have two cupboards under the stairs? They can't escape, no matter how much they'd like to...
If he focused on the picture of his parents smiling faces, he could almost block out the sound of zippers and the feel of cool air against his thighs. WARNING: RapeNonCon HP
Harry rührte sich nicht. Starr blickte er auf den Boden, den Kopf gesenkt, die linke Wange angeschwollen und rot. Sein schmaler Körper war verkrampft. Er hatte Angst. Angst seinen Onkel weiter zu provozieren. kleinHarryFF
Summer after fifth year, obviously this is AU, Harry Potter learns another unbelievable secret, this time from someone I know you least expect. However, this someone holds knowledge that could end up bringing down the Dark Lord for good. Disclaimer on fir
The story of a chance meeting between Vernon Dursley and Warrington's Mum in King's Cross Station. Who would have thought they had so much in common? Contains numerous curmudgeonly comments, and a passing mention of Goth!Dudley.
Dark Harry. The war is over, the UK in shambles, as is Harry’s life. It’s time for vengeance against the people who started all his misery. Rated T for violence and torture. No sex, no romance, no language, no slash. Complete.
A oneshot that was supposed to be the first chapter of my version of year 7. Title says it all really. Couldn't finish it but couldn't resist posting either.
Harry's 7th year doesn't really live up to it's potential.
Harry Potter and friends visit the Dursleys, who don't seem to mind! Rated for Drunken!Dursleys. Please Read and Review!