Headmaster, I'm Pregnant

Hogwarts is a high school just like any other. Accidents happen. How will the various headmaster (and headmistresses) take up the challenge? Follow Dippet, Dumbledore, Umbridge, Snape and McGonagall as they each have to deal with the same problem. Mostly humour with maybe the tiniest bit of romance. Summaries are not my strong point. *drops mic*