Hogwarts is a high school just like any other. Accidents happen. How will the various headmaster (and headmistresses) take up the challenge? Follow Dippet, Dumbledore, Umbridge, Snape and McGonagall as they each have to deal with the same problem. Mostly humour with maybe the tiniest bit of romance. Summaries are not my strong point. *drops mic*

A brief snapshot of Severus' life after the war with his family when the time comes for his youngest daughter to be Sorted at Hogwarts. Will she be a Gryffindor worthy Slytherin like her father? Or an unconventional Ravenclaw like her mother? Or (Merlin forbid!) a Hufflepuff? A short sequel to 'Severus Snape's Secret Lover'. Quite a few OCs and a load of people alive who shouldn't.

Ron and Harry are on a mission - trying to make sure that one of his brothers doesn't land himself in a soapy bubble. But the solution may leave them more scarred than the problem. As my dad used to say, "Fire alarms are to see who is in beds they shouldn't be."

It's what it sounds like, people! Rated T to be on the safe side because I get a sense of pleasure out of embarrassing people. If I owned Harry Potter (which I don't) Harry would be a girl, Dumbledore, Tonks and Remus would never have died and McGonagall would have an army of cats. But Eowyn Gondolin is mine! ALL MINE! *cackles maliciously*

Severus seeks Albus' help about a lady he's interested in. Eowyn (my OC) needs Minerva's advice concerning a man. You know what - just read it! Basically SSxOC with a little MMAD mixed in if you're in an awake frame of mind.

It's what it sounds like, people! Rated T just to be on the safe side. Hope none of the characters are to OOC though since it's been ages since I read the books that kind of thing might happen. If I owned Harry Potter I wouldn't be writing this fic and if I don't own the plot, well I don't. But Eowyn Gondolin is MINE! ALL MINE! *cackles manically*