Summary
This came to me as the result of seeing way too many ridiculous Dumbledore bashing fics and falling asleep after binge reading Harry Potter fanfiction. Basically this was a dream I had where we were in fandom court, Albus Dumbledore is on trial for all these accusations that he's getting in fanfic and I'm his lawyer. Let's see how the case plays out. Oneshot, don't own Harry Potter