Basically, Dumbledore borrows Hermione's laptop and Harry has set him up a Tumblr account. While browsing the Net, what he sees about himself is shocking, so he decides to tell the world the unadulterated truth (and maybe go on a tirade). Multi-Chapter

An HP oneshot I wrote last year and now just got around to uploading. I got Dumbledore sib feels and this little beauty was born. Albus Dumbledore reflects on life, death, selfishness and love all reflected through the gray eyes of a little china doll. Disclaimer: I don't own HP, it belongs to Ms. Joanne Rowling.

A little oneshot born out of frustration with a common and very wrong fanon theory, which turned into this little funny and somewhat crack-y fic. A ghost appears in Dumbledore's bedroom one night to confront him with "his" wrongdoings. The results are not what the ghost expects.

Basically me ranting a little bit, because I've seen way too much fanfic like this with thousands of glowing reviews cheering this on and quite frankly, it's fucking scary. Don't take this seriously writers because I'm not bashing anybody's fics, just some of the subject matter. These are my thoughts, that's it.

Dumbledore has had enough of all of the fuckery people write about him and is about to get on his Petty Betty shit and do something about it. Oh, and he's brought friends that have a similar bone to pick. In fact, the entire cast of Harry Potter is going to get theirs against these so-called "writers." Warnings inside, written for the lulz and because I'm petty. No bashing intended

This came to me as the result of seeing way too many ridiculous Dumbledore bashing fics and falling asleep after binge reading Harry Potter fanfiction. Basically this was a dream I had where we were in fandom court, Albus Dumbledore is on trial for all these accusations that he's getting in fanfic and I'm his lawyer. Let's see how the case plays out. Oneshot, don't own Harry Potter