Clash of the Fandoms I: Catchphrase Theft in the Arena

Fiction runs wild as characters from Harry Potter, Star Wars, Divergent, Lord of the Rings, The Hunger Games, Doctor Who, and The Wizard of Oz find themselves in an arena with no copyright placed on their catchphrases. Says Divergent and Hunger Games but is more than that. Idea is courtesy of a friend of mine, and of course his lunch. Reviews and peanut butter are food for da muse.