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28 Jul 2014
Chapter #7
Purple men in stupid hats are horrible
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#1
A man wearing purple can't be that bad
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#2
Maybe
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#3
Maybe not
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#4
Okay, a man in purple is bad
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#5
Seriously,never talk to men in purple
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#6
Purple men need to be avoided
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#7
Purple men in stupid hats are horrible
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#8
Yeah, just don't
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#9
hey
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#10
idiot
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#11
stop
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reading
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#13
the
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chapter
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titles
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You
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#17
are
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#18
still
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#19
doing
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#20
it
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#21
imbecile
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#22
Maaaaageeic
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#23
Demons are dicks
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#24
Get off my lawn!
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#25
We do not encourage teen pregnancy
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#26
Period joke!
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#27
Broke the 4th wall hard again
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#28
Cookie bribes
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#29
Yes, I actually made a hundred questions
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#30
Sexsexsexsexsexviewwhorebyaddingsex
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#31
Family Guy vomiting
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#32
Talking fridges and stoves
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#33
this sounds sexual
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#34
Balding
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#35
No, I don't want to go fucking bowling!
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#36
She swore!
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#37
ugh, mpreg
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#38
Not satisfying any shippers
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#39
making fun of same-sex porn
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#40
Chapter 40
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#41
Ugh,men don't have uteri no matter what
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#42
This is the meaning of life
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#43
No longer single ready to mingle
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#44
They see me pimpin', they hatin'
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#45
Nanmanzon
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#46
Getting high
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#47
Free space
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#48
No name title, suckers
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#49
Still empty
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#50
Chapter 50
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#51
Slow down
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#52
Hell, maybe another one
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#53
I'm scraping the barrel here
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#54
More scraping the barrel
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#55
Mail Time with Zhou Yu cameo-ish
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#56
Condoms don't exist buddy
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#57
Reverse abortion?
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#58
Murder time Fun time
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#59
Murder has never been so romantic
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#60
I have no life I mean 60 chaps?
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#61
Merry Roman Holiday Eve
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#62
Merry Roman Hoilday
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#63
Sue me, Capcom
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#64
Don't be silly, wrap up your willy
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#65
I'm a nerd
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#66
Too many penis jokes
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#67
Slow day today
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#68
When little girls attack
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#69
Ha, 69
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#70
70 chapters of this nonsense u weirdos
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#71
Is Sima Yi a Nintendo protagonist now?
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#72
Mmhm
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#73
Dw8 Empires promotion
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#74
Shovels solve everything
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#75
Screw time differences
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#76
Very fast vacation
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#77
I did it again
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#78
Fuck you biological sciences
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#79
Drugs are bad, m'kay?
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#80
Breakfast machine
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#81
Sorry, nothing to write here
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#82
Chapter 82
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#83
Sima Yi
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#84
IT'S OVER 9000! Words
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#85
Yay, robots
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#86
Sweet 444 reviews
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#87
Always choose Masterbate
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#88
TF2 cameos and refs?
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#89
I put the 'ass' in 'half-assed'
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#90
The Good, The Bad And The Pretty
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#91
Seriously, how does he poop?
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#92
Let's go back to China, shall we?
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#93
The best way to travel is by suitcase
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#94
Semen money
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#95
I am a filthy plagiarist
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#96
Very sticky fluid-like bird poop
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#97
Throwing stuff is mysoltuonforeverything
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#98
Mulan-ing this shit
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#99
So many important numbers
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#100
Chapter 100
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#101
its not me, its THEM who want the penis
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#102
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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#103
Shameless self-promotion
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#104
Huh, I must've pressed the wrong story
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#105
Chapter 105
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#106
Chapter 106
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#107
Xun Yu DLC Outfit Confirmed
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#108
DW8 Empires Stage DLC Confirmed
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#109
Hahahahahaha fake yaoi hahahaha
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#110
7TP
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#111
This is about as gay it is going to get
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#112
Get things done
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#113
Cries That Could Have Happened!
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#114
I think I like the four of them together
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#115
Yeah! Emperor is the Shogun!
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#116
Mm, I'd like me some ice cream now
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#117
Yes, I'm dragging that ice cream joke
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#118
I tried
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#119
Halloween? What's that?
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#120
Chapter 120
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#121
I shouldn't be doing that
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#122
Yeah, fuck it, they're in Rome
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#123
People will get hurt A LOT
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#124
MY FINGERS!
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#125
I only did it for the turkey
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#126
Nau-chi-wha?
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#127
KICK THE BABY
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#128
Weee, vasectomies
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#129
Does this count as a Christmas special?
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#130
I know, it's so lame
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#131
Chapter 131
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#132
The Case of Sir X
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#133
Chapter 133
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#134
I'm just bluffing as I go
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#135
Happy New Year
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#136
Cheese wheels are always the answer
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#137
I love Xun Yu for the wrong reasons
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#138
That rod is a giant Sonic Screwdriver
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#139
OMG IS THERE A CHAP LIMIT?
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#140
Goddamnit, I ship them so hard
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#141
Sometimes I just confuse myself
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#142
Dynasty Warrior-World Problems
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#143
Meh
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#144
Happy New Year AGAIN
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#145
I'll just sit here alone this Feb 14th
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#146
YEA MURICA AND FUCK U ENGLAND
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#147
Chapter 147
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#148
Chapter 148
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#149
Stabby stabby
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#150
Why can't I kill things?
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#151
I kill more people than George RR Martin
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#152
Calm your tits
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#153
Koei better have that rivalry as canon
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#154
I need to stop pulling shonen shit
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#155
I took too many pages out of shonen
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#156
(787 reviews) Jackpot?
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#157
All of the men do not have Adam's apples
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#158
I would eat the Easter Bunny
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#159
Ace Attorney Investigations 2
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#160
Typos can and will be used against you
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#161
Jintama Pilot (April Fool's Chapter)
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#162
Homosexual figure skater
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#163
Totally no homo
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#164
That's what I would do with that power
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#165
(888 reviews) Chinese Jackpot
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#166
When will I run out of parodies to do?
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#167
Someone call 911 this became mecha anime
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#168
I'm REALLY making things up as I go
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#169
Cards That Go Against Humanity
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#170
Chapter 170
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#171
Warriors Megoshogun Z Special Ultimate
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#172
Yay, we're in stuck in Japan again
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#173
Japanese girls like toast
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#174
Thousand Reviews, thousand suns
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#175
The Warlord Assassination Arc
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#176
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#177
Can I just call this DWtama or something
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#178
Rated M for everything
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#179
Chapter 179
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#180
Everyone needs a tragic background
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#181
GO PLAY IT
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#182
Dragon Age is taking over my life
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#183
Playing Dragon Age so much
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#184
Sorry, busy playing Dragon Age
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#185
Haha, silly voice actor reference
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#186
RPG games take a lot out of you
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#187
Less money, mo' problems
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#188
This has just become DWtama
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#189
Chapter 189
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#190
I liked the cartoon movie
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#191
Stressed out
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#192
It's like if 4Kids made it
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#193
Replace tie with sash (HappyFather's Day
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#194
Mwahahaha
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#195
Chapter 195
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#196
Full-time adviser, part-time savage
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#197
High-speed carriage sequences
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#198
Transdimension glory holes
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#199
Getting complicated
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#200
(2 X 100)
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#201
Throwing shade at myself
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#202
Chapter 202
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#203
You know the one
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#204
Movie sucks, book's better
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#205
Ends-Ways-Memes
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#206
Chapter 206
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#207
PUNS FOR DAYS
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#208
Chapter 208
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#209
No one here is a role model
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#210
Chinese names are so flexible
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#211
Balls first, evil mage second
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#212
I did not think this through
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#213
Does anyone remember Dynasty Tactics?
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#214
I should have gone with moose, huh?
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#215
FYI, I LOVED Treasure Planet as a kid
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#216
And his name is
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#217
Very Anti-climatic
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#218
Ooh, sex scandals
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#219
Aristo-herpes
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#220
Still fanservice
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#221
Super done
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#222
So complicated
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#223
Women and their sex dungeons
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#224
Record Amount of Uncensored Vulgarities
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#225
Is it flu season yet?
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#226
Jackie
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#227
Snot is the new semen
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#228
2shitty4me ooooooohhhh
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#229
Getting into the sexual department
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#230
High-pitched screaming
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#231
Journey to the Southwest
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#232
Well, that's his soul
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#233
It's over 39,000!
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#234
Chapter 234
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#235
That's me there
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#236
I'm surprised I haven't written gay smut
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#237
OMG U BATMAN
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#238
Oh, it's Christmas already?
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#239
New Year, New Shit
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#240
Still tame compared to earlier chapters
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#241
Nevermind
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#242
Ooh, clash of cultures
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#243
New Fast and Furious Looks Great
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#244
Why am I not surprised?
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#245
Classy penis humor
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#246
Little Brothers are the Worst
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#247
Taking Too Many Liberties With Him
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#248
I'd like some Guo Jia toilet paper
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#249
I don't hate him, for the record
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#250
Chapter 250
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#251
Uncoordinated AF
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#252
Protagonist's Convenience
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#253
Remember, everyone is a potential DILF
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#254
See Return of Cooler for Reference
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#255
null
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#256
Puppets are creepy AF
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#257
One thing after another
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#258
It's always about the penis
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#259
It's not abuse if it's not your child
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#260
Dispose of Maxi Pads Responsibly
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#261
I'm naturally high
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#262
Fling that shit
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#263
Just imagine the ancestors from Mulan
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#264
Cause and Effect
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#265
Poop leads to many things
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#266
Feels Bad Man
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#267
I'm (mentally) twelve years old
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#268
New DW9 characters are just 60's refs
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#269
F the melon
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#270
Chapter 270
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#271
mysticalfantasyscifithrilleradventure
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#272
COCKBLOCKER
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#273
Windows Defender is best antivirus
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#274
I want to take a three month nap
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#275
glitchy glitch
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#276
Just use all of the video game tropes
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#277
Three weeks whoops
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#278
I'd hate being murdered 67 times
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#279
Idk how Ancient restaurants work
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#280
Happy Belated Halloween
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#281
We go into space too often
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#282
Fisting
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#283
Cai Yan and Caiyan are not the same FYI
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#284
Obligatory Saving Christmas Chapter
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#285
Another Year Passes
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#286
It's totally not AC Syndicate
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#287
I didn't even play DW Strikeforce 2
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#288
Yeah it's just Dynasty Ball Z lol
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#289
DamnitYay more characters
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#290
this is just getting more dirtier
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#291
Too bad it's not the Year of the Rabbit
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#292
Cockblock, Save the World
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#293
oh ok spirits are apparently insane then
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#294
squid
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#295
Chapter 295
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#296
Chapter 296
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#297
Not actually the WO4 plot
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#298
What an excuse to cross dress
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#299
Chapter 299
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#300
Rise of an Empire (sucked)
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#301
ow my nipple
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#302
Attempted Patricide
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#303
get aHEAD
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#304
Sawdust Crusaders
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#305
SPOOPY FILLER CHAPTER
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#306
Sawdust Crusaders part 2
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#307
Weed is OP
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#308
Worlds Collide (Literally)
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#309
ALMOST the WO4 plot
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#310
Fanfic of a koei fanfic game
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#311
Rez G
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#312
Happy New Year (Reprise)
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#313
Continuing to ruin Xun Yu's life
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#314
The calm before the storm
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#315
Some calm before some storm?
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#316
Power Escalation of Cheese Wheels
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