Harry Potter and the Intoxicated Decision Makers

Sociopath!Harry, Evil!Dumbledore, Crazy!Fudge, Grindelwald, and Quirrelmort all vie for power in Hogwarts and Britain itself. Follow Harry as he attempts to take over the world while working around his fellow plotters: despite his clear lack of experience, he's determined to come out on top. Crackfic obviously. Rating for content and language (they do some bad stuff.) Discontinued.