One night, when minding his own business, a random teen is wrenched from the world he's always known and into the shoes of Harry Potter. Between having to attend another seven years of school, interacting exclusively with children eight years younger than him, and dealing with Voldemort, Clinton Carlisle will be lucky to get a moment's peace. Too bad that's all he really wants.

During the Battle at the end of his fifth year, Harry accidentally jumps through a Time Turner, sending him back 52 years an alternate dimension. He inevitably interacts with Tom Riddle's counterpart, and when he returns to the present and his own dimension a year later, he's a changed man. Luckily (or perhaps unluckily) for him, he isn't alone: he was followed back. Harry/fem!Tom.

It's the school year after Voldemort's final defeat, and all is not yet well. Harry is forced to conduct a war against one of Voldemort's top lieutenants while simultaneously dealing with a bad break-up, a broken friendship, and a transfer student who has become his only hope of keeping his many fangirls at bay. Ginny (and only Ginny) bashing. Discontinued, see AN.

When he's dumped on their doorstep, the Dursleys resolve to have as little involvement in his life, positive or negative, as possible. When he finally receives his Hogwarts letter, Harry isn't what people were expecting: intelligent, calculating, and proud, Harry is set to take the wizarding world by storm, starting by building a group of worthwhile friends in his year. Not slash.

Nick and Ed are the best best Aurors on the force, so it's only natural that they would get all the worst jobs. Centuries after the events of the novels, wizards have relocated from Earth and have had very little contact with muggles since. Until, that is, the first muggle-born in centuries appears in Boston, Massachusetts, sending the two friends on a truly surreal adventure.

After killing Voldemort immediately following his ressurection at the end of their sixth year, Harry and his twin sister Ellie decide that, as the law of the land refuses to penalize the Death Eaters, they'll do it themselves. And so, they decide to rob them all blind. Warning: twincest.

Twenty years after a falling out with the rest of the Marauders, Remus Lupin has completely cut himself off from the wizarding world and opened a restaurant in the muggle one. Unfortunately for him, his past comes back to haunt him in the most irritating way possible: his restaurant seems to attract the weirdest possible customers, both magical and muggle. Episodic, Remus-centric.

Several years after the events of Majora's Mask, Link is wandering the land, looking for adventure. He gets his wish when he's unceremoniously thrown into an alternate dimension, one where yet another evil sorcerer needs to be dealt with. Now, using the arsenal he acquired in Termina, Link's out to take Voldemort down, if only for the thrill of it.

After being left at an orphanage, Harry is found and taken in by Phil Coulson, who raises him in SHIELD headquarters as a combat specialist. Years later, he receives his Hogwarts letter, and is sent to investigate the wizarding world as an undercover agent, leading to a series of bizarre and dangerous adventures, both with SHIELD and as a Hogwarts student.

An alternate opening to Titan's Curse that could have gone in one of two very different directions. See AN for explanation. This story will never be updated.

Kagari's sleeping arrangements while staying with the Takamiyas cause problems. Fluffy one-shot.

Three children, when playing with a device that none of them understand, are thrust into a world where none of them quite know what to do with themselves. Harry Potter, meanwhile, had thought that killing Voldemort had meant that he no longer had to deal with the bizarre occurrences that seemed to gravitate towards him. He was wrong. Sixth year, heavy AU, up for adoption.

When Voldemort is restored to full power at the end of their sixth years, the Potter twins are finally reunited, ready to fight Voldemort together. Alive!Potters, Harry/OC, OC/undecided. Ron will not be treated kindly in this story, although I'm not sure I would refer to it as "bashing" per se. One-shot for now, but I'll be adding to it somewhere in the distant future.

The saying "opposites attract" is proven true when two very different people come together, despite their own protests. Long-ish one-shot, heavy AU. Super!Harry, sort of (it's not really relevant, just sort of there). Rated T to be safe. Basically my answer to Harry/Draco shipping: Harry/Draco's more worthwhile twin sister. Footnotes!

Forced to spend the year before his 18th birthday with the Dursleys, Harry tries to make life at Privet Drive tolerable while dealing a volatile family life. Meanwhile, a muggle girl has seen Harry performing magic, and the when he refuses to obliviate her on principle, the two become friends, bonding over their mutual hatred of suburbia. Up for adoption. See AN.

Dumbledore tries (repeatedly) to convince Harry that soul mates exist, and that he has one. Harry's having none of it. Crackfic. Oneshot. Crazy!Dumbledore, sarcastic!Harry. Some language, mention of a broom cupboard.

Harry storms outside one night after a particularly frustrating Defense Against the Dark Arts Class with Umbridge, only to receive unexpected company as he reflects on his hatred of "the toad." Company, it seems, that is determined to change his life for the better. Three-shot. Complete. I mean it this time. Sequel to be posted soon.

After the break in at Gringotts, Harry, Ron, and Hermione return to Hogwarts, determined to set a trap for Riddle that will end the war once and for all. Meanwhile, Harry and his secret girlfriend attempt to cope with their feelings for each other in the most extreme circumstances either of them could have ever imagined. Focuses more on plans than the battle itself.

Sociopath!Harry, Evil!Dumbledore, Crazy!Fudge, Grindelwald, and Quirrelmort all vie for power in Hogwarts and Britain itself. Follow Harry as he attempts to take over the world while working around his fellow plotters: despite his clear lack of experience, he's determined to come out on top. Crackfic obviously. Rating for content and language (they do some bad stuff.) Discontinued.