69 Hues of Meta: Hosting a Podcast for the End of the World

In a world, where the world is about to stop worlding, some podcasters need to podcast to save the world, but a force most foul uses a love most forbidden to kickstart a love most foul to stop it. Inspired by the blockbuster podcast Friday Night Fanfiction, this diddlefic was written with either the permission of, or apologies to all mentioned hosts. I'll decide once they read it.