In a world, where the world is about to stop worlding, some podcasters need to podcast to save the world, but a force most foul uses a love most forbidden to kickstart a love most foul to stop it. Inspired by the blockbuster podcast Friday Night Fanfiction, this diddlefic was written with either the permission of, or apologies to all mentioned hosts. I'll decide once they read it.

In a world where Scrappy Doo needs a job and I can't afford the quantities of drugs I need to silence the ghosts, JK Rowling does stupid hateful shit that's actually stupid in a funny way for once, Senator Mitch McConnel takes her advice after fellating his way out of being a creep, and Shrek's dick gets pregananant. It's beautiful. Read it.