I Don't Want To Live On The Moon: A Marauder's Tail

How do you do, my name is Remus Lupin, and I am proud to present my life story. I am legally required to tell you that I suffer from Lycanthropy. However, I assure you being a Werewolf is not all there is to me. For instance, I love chocolate, listening to jazz records, puns, and reading. I dedicate this to the memories of Romulus, Wormtail, Flower-Child & Prongs, wherever you are.