"Lord Vader, there are too many colors in the rainbow, what are we going to do?" Fear not! Darth Vader is here to help explain all seven of the colors to the children of the galaxy through this interactive storybook. The day you read this for the first time will be a day long remembered!

Bartemius Crouch was a different man in 1969. He had the same narrow toothbrush mustache, still wore the same hat and the same suit to work every day, and still took the same great pride in his job. But he also took the occasional day off from that job. On one of those days off, he killed someone. The second of 007 Aurors' adventures.

Seventeen of the most despicable, dangerous, and downright disgusting characters in the DC universe are brought together to do the bidding of the US government. What could go wrong? EVERYTHING. Enclosed are seventeen hypothetical situations in which each member of 2021's "The Suicide Squad" buy the farm. Don't get too attached.

Lucius Malfoy hates Christmas a whole lot, he's not going to change his mind, he's not. He has an epiphany when reading Dr. Seuss' classic character; The Grinch, he could steal Christmas instead, it'd be a cinch! This spoof, mostly in rhyme, details this entire, horrid crime. Starring Lucius Malfoy as The Grinch, Dobby as Max, and a mystery character as Cindy Lou Who, circa 1982.

The day The Potters & The Dark Lord met their fate.

Some of Fenrir's little nuggets of wisdom said before and during the hunt. He should really just stick to being the strong, silent type.

Rodolphus Lestrange is a broken man, treated like a joke by everyone around him. His failed duel with Tonks during The Battle of The Seven Potters was considered the end of his career. But it wasn't. It was just the beginning of a new order. Rodolphus is the last Death Eater left alive, and he will have his long-overdue revenge through his new disciple very, very soon...

The story of The Jackrabbit and her fascination with someone everyone told her was a monster.

Fenrir Greyback loved the Venom movie so much he decided to use some of The Lethal Protector's intimidation tactics on his latest prey, Remus Lupin. But much like the Venom movie, all the symbiote stuff is really cool and the human drama is really weird. My alien thought it would sound good. This description is all over the place, Cobrah. Shut up, you stupid parasite! PARASITE?

There were once three sisters who were travelling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. They were halfway across the bridge that would take them home when they saw a woman drowning, and decided to rescue her. Her interest peaked by these three girls, Destiny herself spoke to them. Special thanks to CodedlLockFilms for his theory on The Eldest Sister. Enjoy, Favorite, & Review!

Have you, like me, ever wondered what it would be like if The Potter Movies had post-credit scenes a'la The Marvel Cinematic Universe? Well, now you can! See Lucius' morning routine! See Sirius finish a crossword puzzle! See Peter awkwardly run into an old boss! See ***** cameo! See Snape get a beer! See Voldy fart around Diagon Alley as a boy! Do it before Thanos erases half the u

Tonks explains exactly why she hates her first name so much among other things in a binding legal document.

Beetlemania takes over The Marauders...about four years after the band broke up. How does this all culminate in the craziest prank they ever pulled, am I able to shoehorn Harry Potter, Marvel Comics, Disney, and The Beatles into one story, and will Remus ever be kissed by a girl? All but three are likely to happen in BEETLEMANIA!

A black comedy that pokes fun at how relatively unimportant Fenrir Greyback is as a villain in the grand scheme. He blames the media.

Lyall Lupin calls his son after Peter Pettigrew's funeral.

"Who is Charlie Weasley, and why is he wearing a wedding ring!" Find out in this exclusive interview conducted by The Quibbler - "The Royal Wedding!" Aptly timed, wouldn't you say? ;)

I like many fans of The Wizarding World was left lukewarm by The Cursed Child, but I really did like the idea of Voldemort having a daughter with Bellatrix, living in years of darkness and loneliness by Euphemia Rowle, and having Rodolphus educate her in the ways of The Dark Arts, so here's my take on The Augurey and how she fits into my plans for the future... :v)

Severus Snape's five-part letter discussing who he believes to be the real traitor of the Order of The Phoenix. Features flashbacks detailing a few of his interactions with Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, Sirius Black, and James Potter. Includes light touches of Wolfstar here and there, but the main focus is on the mystery from Snape's perspective. Please review! :)

A short list detailing the roles and codenames of the members of Voldemort's inner circle. Just a fun little fleshing-out of all the named Death Eaters. Please Review! :)

Have you ever wondered the bizarre history of that spell that makes people puke gastropods ad nauseam? Well, look no further than this in-depth mockumentary that explains in three installments the life story of Horace Slughorn, what led him to invent this quirky little jinx, how it works, and why exactly it went so badly for Ron? Look no further than EAT SLUGS!