Night Raid's Lazy Assassin

Meet Naruto. Idiot, genius, badass, dumbass, intuitive, clumsy, bastard, and a number of other details, but officially a lazy blond teen that prefers doing nothing over everything. At least quick assassinations should fit his lazy character, right? "I really don't feel like doing anything today. You guys can skedaddle and I'll just...actually, I'll just kill you all now. Cheers!"