The Reason He Loves Being a Death Eater
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"The Official Death Eater Punch Card. He had already gotten nine punches, and if he made it to ten, he would get a free tee shirt. He really wanted that tee shirt." The hilariously immature truth about the 'no girls allowed' club of Death Eaters, and their ever-moldy leader, Voldie. T for language.