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  • The Curse of the Unicorn Blood

    "...you will have but a half-life, a cursed life, from the moment the blood touches your lips." - Firenze. Hermione uses unicorn blood from 1st year detention to save Snape from Nagini's attack, causing them both to lead a cursed, half-life. Repeating 4th year at age 17. And what happens to the person who slayed the unicorn? Soul-bond, time travel, and more tropes. Non-canon, AU

  • Not Your Mamma

    Children from the future suddenly start showing up at Hogwarts. The teenagers are housed as families until Dumbledore can find a solution. Some teenagers are surprised to learn who they eventually end up with. Hormones, family drama, and a dash of adventure. Can these teens find a way to send their kids back to the future? Primarily a Dramione fic. Other pairings HP/GW, RW/PP

  • The Invisibility Cloak

    She knows the rules better than anyone. She knows some things are better left alone. She knows it's best not to over-think things like destiny, or the reason Dumbledore left her this book full of children's tales. She knows bad things happen to witches who meddle with time. Knows it's never a good idea to get involved with a teacher. She knows. SevMione/Slow Burn

  • Look What You Made Me Do

    The old Hermione is dead. She comes back 7th year, reinvented. If you enjoy all the usual fluff with an extra dash of sparkle, this one is for you. Lavish, luxe, and over the top. HG/DM. Non-Canon. Dumbledore lives. HG OOC(ish).

  • Oh Mistletoe

    A sneak peek into a much larger story in the works! Snape and Hermione get stuck under a mistletoe. Cute, funny, NOT creepy NOT OOC. "Her eyes widened more and more, as he cast a number of spells, each of them unsuccessful. She began to look around helplessly, hoping it were some cruel joke, and the prankster would jump out of the shadows and reverse whatever they'd done."

  • 1943

    Ginny Weasley tries to use the Room of Requirement during the Final Battle. The Room was severely damaged by Crabbe's fire, and it malfunctions. In a twist of events, the Room resets itself to the time of its birth, and Ginny finds herself stuck in 1943. How will Ginny manage to keep her secret, with the stress of Grindelwald's Revolution and Tom Riddle and his Knights? GW/TR GW/HP

  • Harry Raises Himself

    Harry and Ginny travel through time to 1981. Ginny and Harry mysteriously take on the appearances of Lily and James Potter, and collect baby Harry from Privet Drive. They plan to rewrite history... but nothing ever goes as planned. Read and review please! Working on chapter 6. FYI I'm not a quick updater. Time travel. Harry/Ginny.

  • The Reason He Loves Being a Death Eater

    "The Official Death Eater Punch Card. He had already gotten nine punches, and if he made it to ten, he would get a free tee shirt. He really wanted that tee shirt." The hilariously immature truth about the 'no girls allowed' club of Death Eaters, and their ever-moldy leader, Voldie. T for language.