Amycus's Broken Heart

Amycus Carrow comes up with what he thinks is fool proof plan to get Severus Snape to be his boyfriend. Will it work out for him? Or will it leave him heart broken? Written for both October Writing Club's Count Your Buttons, and Halloween Bingo on Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Unrequited Amycus/Severus on Amycus's side.