69 Hues of Dipshits: Mitch McConnell's Potluck Orgy and Shrek preggers
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In a world where Scrappy Doo needs a job and I can't afford the quantities of drugs I need to silence the ghosts, JK Rowling does stupid hateful shit that's actually stupid in a funny way for once, Senator Mitch McConnel takes her advice after fellating his way out of being a creep, and Shrek's dick gets pregananant. It's beautiful. Read it.