Bellatrix (and Snape's) Sort-Of Worst Nightmare
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Being a Dark Lord is tiring; just ask Lord Voldemort. When his minions- erm, followers fail yet another simplistic mission involving Dunkin' Donuts, Voldie feels as though his totally awesome quest for blood purification/world domination is doomed. An old friend convinces him to retire, yes, that sounds wonderful. But who will carry out his work?... An heir! crack!fic. COMPLETE!