The Mission of Inappropriate Chaos

The Mission was simple: To de-flower Remus Lupin. He's kind, honorable, and innocent, and Marlene loves a good heart, as well as a good deed. But she's not expecting or prepared for the Human-Atomic-Bomb that is Sirius Black; impossible to run away from, with a tendency to accidentally take down everyone around him with the tornado of chaos that stems from his own blinding charm.