AU: Since 1980, Voldemort has not made his face known. Muggleborns are treated equal to Purebloods because of Dumbledore propaganda. Many hogwarts post-graduates participate in mentorship programs. Draco Malfoy gets Gilderoy Lockhart much to Hermione's disappointment while she's stuck with some obscure, hermit NOBODY that can talk to snakes. Ugh. Her life is the worst.