A Sordid and Sorry Tale of Betrayal and Duct Tape
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Dudely waz walkin down tha street when an old geezer told him he waz an wizard!11! I am? He saud and went to Hogwarrts. There he feell. In love. With the most beautiful bird. But Fawkez loved old man Dumbledore!1! And what happened with the duck tape?:o0