Sirius deals with some insistent doggy urges. SiriusSeverus
Dudely waz walkin down tha street when an old geezer told him he waz an wizard!11! I am? He saud and went to Hogwarrts. There he feell. In love. With the most beautiful bird. But Fawkez loved old man Dumbledore!1! And what happened with the duck tape?:o0
Harry and Severus were going through a rough patch. Nothing more. HPSS
Luscious and his husband Haggers have a secret, but the Dork Lard knows. Can Luschus save him and Haggards unborn child? How can American beauty Mysty Starlite help (she's not a Mary Sue, guys, sheesh!)?
COMPLETE The Shrieking Shack was rumoured to be haunted. Then, after a prank went awry, that was no longer a rumour. HPSS Slash
Albus has had lovers in the past, but nobody knows where they’ve disappeared to. Severus finds out.
Remus asks Severus to check on Harry, as Albus is away, it is the night of the full moon, and Harry hasn't been answering any of his letters.
Ten minutes before Hagrid arrives to tell Harry of his wizarding parentage and destiny, Harry is kidnapped by a Voldemort controlled Quirrell while Peter Pettigrew casts a doppelganger spell and takes Harry's place. HPSS, SSLV, others implied. COMPLETE
Lucius Malfoy is Harry Potter's One True Love. *slash*