How To Make A Hobbit Brave In Five Minutes Or Less: For Love of Thorin
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"All right you scum-sucking dung heaps," she yelled with more bravado than bravery. "Burn in Mt. Doom for all I care." With the accuracy possessed by a three-time Shire Conkers champion, Belladonna Baggins pitched that burning pine cone right into the open maw of one stupid, pitiful warg. Never make a hobbit mad, especially one in love. Mt. Doom hath no fury like a Took scorned.