Cake's on Crack: Shit Happens

Basically a more mature version of my Cake is Better Burned series. If you want a what-the-fuckery type of thing, well this is it. There is absolutely NO seriousness of any kind in my CoC series, heh, if you want something like that, probably not a good idea to read anything by me. Oh well, time for the summary: Ice cream, at its finest. Nah, ice cream can be a total dick actually.