My Lives As Fate's Chew Toy - Heroes Are Over-Rated

Our OC is reborn as Harry Potter, and proceeds to have A Very Bad Time. Deeply traumatized and fed up with everything, she repeatedly attempts to get the plot out of the way early, and is continually thwarted by a well-meaning-but-oblivious Albus Dumbledore. She is Not Impressed. At All. This life is going to require a lot more alcohol. Magic is crazier than chakra. 3rd in series