Naruto: Vengeance Revelations

Yep, that infamous fanfic, which has since been deleted from FFN. Fortunately, there's a repost, with a link to it in my profile page. I'm going to challenge myself to translate it into more intelligible English. Please do remember that none of the original author's beliefs reflect my own. Contains sarcasm and lampshading of the absurdity of the original version.