Yep, that infamous fanfic, which has since been deleted from FFN. Fortunately, there's a repost, with a link to it in my profile page. I'm going to challenge myself to translate it into more intelligible English. Please do remember that none of the original author's beliefs reflect my own. Contains sarcasm and lampshading of the absurdity of the original version.

Salutations, fellow brothers and sisters in the best genre of music ever: metal! AWWWWWW YEAH! From the troll who brought you One Less Lonely Gurl and Plankton's Eye View comes an epic tale of epic proportions told from the perspective of a stereotypical metal elitist. RATED M 4 METULZ! \m/ NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SIRIUSLY! (Yup, it's a parody of the infamous My Immortal.)